@ducksallday I've lost my voice, legs are shaking, and I'm sweating. So yes I am dead

#ToMyFutureKids you will be a Ducks fan and only a Ducks fan. You will hate the Kings and Bob Murray. Teemu Selanne is your god.

San Jose: "WHY THE FUCK DON'T WE HAVE A WINTER CLASSIC?!"

Ducks and Kings: "When you have a cup you can have nice things too."

KOIVU SUSPENDED 5 GAMES, RESIGNS WITH DUCKS FOR 8 YEARS

@codyj probably going to be your best life decision since coming out of your mom into the world.

All I do is mute, mute, mute, no matter what

Just posted a photo http://t.co/muGqKzxN

“@uberfacts: The most pushups performed in one day by a single person was 46,001.” by me. I did that.

@elibraden I got a b'itch in my pants (big itch)

 http://shop.nhl.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4071977&cp=3169378&clickid=body_bestsell_txt … A DUCKS TOASTER YES PLEASE I DON'T EVEN LIKE TOAST

@ducksallday Bruins because the city needs something to rally behind right now!

Number 2 trend 😊 pic.twitter.com/2KuZfklfNm

MY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW THIS IS THE GREATEST

#TTT @ducksallday @puqot for the playoffs. They will be magical to follow. Trust me.

@conortripler congrats on being old. Don't die yet. My timeline would be so bland without you

If you're having a conversation on twitter with another person, and they favorite one of your replies the conversation is done.

@buckyhermit Waayne Gretsky wuzz they're bezt playir l@st yeer

@robfee you're so awesome at twitter. Thanks for gracing us with your presence

I blame everyone but Fasth.

HEY LET'S GET A PK IN THE LAST 2 MINUTES OF THE GAME WITH TOO MANY MEN GREAT DECISION GUYS ✌😂🔫