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Awkward boners shall henceforth be known as "penis glitches"
You happy now? Your vodka bottle is DEAD.
I made me giggle.
What's "sherrif," precious?
There's a shitstorm at work and I'm getting at least a text a minute from Mike's tweets. Trying not to laugh.
The b key on my phone lags a lot, so sometimes I type "hoob."
Disney fairies futa rp.
Madi and Louis keep going back and forth with cute couples and I can only come up with things like "banana to my hammock."
"That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch, homeskillet."
Turns out his sister put aluminum in the microwave.
What is this D&D session coming to?
Avenger LEGOs are the best LEGOs.
Fuck social skills.
~In the midnite hour, she cried, "Flo! Flo! Flo!"~
@uncleduke1969 I don't have favstar bonus features.
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If a girl's impaired, "yes" is still "no." Respect that, respect her. Date rape is bad, people.
If I'm drunk and the wind blows my shower curtain you know imma assume that shit's a ghost.
Never let your fear decide your fate. Army recruit, student, sammich maker at Jimmy Juan's, RPer, lover of Speedsters.