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Augh...so sleepy...but I have things to do...!
Awkward boners shall henceforth be known as "penis glitches"
Wanted to go pick up a few films from the store, but I also want to start saving for a trip to Europe...argh....
You happy now? Your vodka bottle is DEAD.
Giant frozen grape MOTHER OF GOD YUM.
I made me giggle.
What's "sherrif," precious?
There's a shitstorm at work and I'm getting at least a text a minute from Mike's tweets. Trying not to laugh.
What's Wolverine's favorite kind of music? Bubstep okay I'll stop now.
I'm wearing shorts on a 50 degree day and cheesecake was invented in Greece.
The b key on my phone lags a lot, so sometimes I type "hoob."
Disney fairies futa rp.
Madi and Louis keep going back and forth with cute couples and I can only come up with things like "banana to my hammock."
"That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch, homeskillet."
Turns out his sister put aluminum in the microwave.
What is this D&D session coming to?
Avenger LEGOs are the best LEGOs.