Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"Out in Glasgow tonight :D" your mum's driving you to Avicii
Tattoos are like permanent clothes, and you wouldn't go about with a t-shirt saying "I love you gran" would you?
YES! It's boxing day eve.
Closing ceremony should've been Boris Johnson attempting the pole vault
Going as a nudist for Halloween, its an economic crisis I need to save money
Really not a fan of football, it's a boring sport and the whole "you're a dick because you support another team" is just childish.
Mila Kunis is perfect.
People who try too hard to be someone they're not, I can't stand that.
I seriously can not believe that people were stupid enough to believe that McDonald's are now only serving 18+, Jesus Christ.
deleting your account after your wang gets twitpicced haha
Feeling sorry for whoever's sucking me off tonight, balls are super sweaty
Naw, get a tattoo that looks cool as fuck. Meaningful tattoos are usually cringey anyway.
weekends are definately not long enough
Michelle Mcmanus more like Michelle McMammoth
That underlying tone of homosexuality that possesses every t4 presenter