Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"Out in Glasgow tonight :D" your mum's driving you to Avicii
Girls always nickname their fat pal "tits" to hide their fatness
If a girl's at the bar like "Aw it's my birthday" and you don't fancy buying her a drink just say it's your birthday too
Weather forecast for Friday says sun but I'm predicting frosty!
Tattoos are like permanent clothes, and you wouldn't go about with a t-shirt saying "I love you gran" would you?
Why pay for a gym membership when shagging is free
Aw wit just realised I've been emailing about uni and jobs and my header name is set to "big poppa"
Legends state the Huarache was created when someone let Harvey Price on Nike iD
YES! It's boxing day eve.
One minute I'm eating sushi, the next I'm on a bus myself chanting "South Africa South Africa" while some south african guy tans my green md
Party at Dylan's, come if you have tits (not Specky)
So basically if you've fancied me for a while but didn't bother doing anything now's your chance!
Closing ceremony should've been Boris Johnson attempting the pole vault
These sounds fall into my mind https://t.co/h6onhSXR91
Like @GaryTheTreb’s tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.Gift them Pro!
Stats can't be shown as @GaryTheTreb hasn't signed in to Favstar recently.