Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Steak & blowjob more like Quorn & self pity
"Out in Glasgow tonight :D" your mum's driving you to Avicii
Tattoos are like permanent clothes, and you wouldn't go about with a t-shirt saying "I love you gran" would you?
Legends state the Huarache was created when someone let Harvey Price on Nike iD
YES! It's boxing day eve.
Party at Dylan's, come if you have tits (not Specky)
Closing ceremony should've been Boris Johnson attempting the pole vault
Going as a nudist for Halloween, its an economic crisis I need to save money
CANNY BELIEVE ITS 3011 ALREADY FEELS LIKE LAST YEAR IT WAS KETAMINE
Really not a fan of football, it's a boring sport and the whole "you're a dick because you support another team" is just childish.
Mila Kunis is perfect.
People who try too hard to be someone they're not, I can't stand that.
I seriously can not believe that people were stupid enough to believe that McDonald's are now only serving 18+, Jesus Christ.
deleting your account after your wang gets twitpicced haha