Tattoos are like permanent clothes, and you wouldn't go about with a t-shirt saying "I love you gran" would you?

YES! It's boxing day eve.

Closing ceremony should've been Boris Johnson attempting the pole vault

Going as a nudist for Halloween, its an economic crisis I need to save money

Just thinking about life #cute #selfy #deep pic.twitter.com/jdFT4golzL

Really not a fan of football, it's a boring sport and the whole "you're a dick because you support another team" is just childish.

Mila Kunis is perfect.

People who try too hard to be someone they're not, I can't stand that.

I seriously can not believe that people were stupid enough to believe that McDonald's are now only serving 18+, Jesus Christ.

deleting your account after your wang gets twitpicced haha

Naw, get a tattoo that looks cool as fuck. Meaningful tattoos are usually cringey anyway.

weekends are definately not long enough

That underlying tone of homosexuality that possesses every t4 presenter

My handwriting when I sign for a parcel on the electronic pad http://t.co/ipeOIwta

If the essay questions tomorrow are pish I'm shoving two pencils up my nose right there and then, and ending it like the frosties kid.

Hahahaha Tom Jenkins did one of those "how will i die?" things on fb and it came up with breast cancer hahaha, that is brilliance!

Not a big fan of people who only get "meaningful tattoos", find that rather silly.

if my life was made into a film it would be called "paraletic activity"

Finally a dp worthy picture pic.twitter.com/jmj9KJuOcN

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