Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Steak & blowjob more like Quorn & self pity
"Out in Glasgow tonight :D" your mum's driving you to Avicii
Weather forecast for Friday says sun but I'm predicting frosty!
Tattoos are like permanent clothes, and you wouldn't go about with a t-shirt saying "I love you gran" would you?
Legends state the Huarache was created when someone let Harvey Price on Nike iD
YES! It's boxing day eve.
One minute I'm eating sushi, the next I'm on a bus myself chanting "South Africa South Africa" while some south african guy tans my green md
Party at Dylan's, come if you have tits (not Specky)
Closing ceremony should've been Boris Johnson attempting the pole vault
Going as a nudist for Halloween, its an economic crisis I need to save money
CANNY BELIEVE ITS 3011 ALREADY FEELS LIKE LAST YEAR IT WAS KETAMINE
Really not a fan of football, it's a boring sport and the whole "you're a dick because you support another team" is just childish.
Mila Kunis is perfect.