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Steak & blowjob more like Quorn & self pity
"Out in Glasgow tonight :D" your mum's driving you to Avicii
Girls always nickname their fat pal "tits" to hide their fatness
Weather forecast for Friday says sun but I'm predicting frosty!
Tattoos are like permanent clothes, and you wouldn't go about with a t-shirt saying "I love you gran" would you?
Aw wit just realised I've been emailing about uni and jobs and my header name is set to "big poppa"
Legends state the Huarache was created when someone let Harvey Price on Nike iD
YES! It's boxing day eve.
One minute I'm eating sushi, the next I'm on a bus myself chanting "South Africa South Africa" while some south african guy tans my green md
Party at Dylan's, come if you have tits (not Specky)
So basically if you've fancied me for a while but didn't bother doing anything now's your chance!
Closing ceremony should've been Boris Johnson attempting the pole vault
There's a nut somewhere and I'm out of it
Going as a nudist for Halloween, its an economic crisis I need to save money
Serious question man what do deaf folk hear in their heads when they think