Got blocked for the first time ever last night. It is as awsome as I imagined it would be......

I used to think I was SMART and FUNNY. Then I started following you guys on Twitter. Thanks, thanks a lot...

BP "British Petrolium" proudly supports Team USA? WTF???

Hey dumbass. Its not your job to be your kids best friend, it is to prepare them for adulthood. Do your fucking job!!!

Hey scumbag, stop throwing your trash out of your car window!!! Fuck you!!!!!!

Can someone please pick up Notre Dame's ass and return it to them before it gets stepped on...

I don't know how people can follow thousands and thousands of people. I can't keep up with you guys and the star button on my app is sore.

They sure Dont make matches like they used to. Where's the sulfur??!!

Can everyone just use Twit pics instead of running me through to Facebook and Instigram please!!!!

Hey NBC, can you maybe show some football during your Sunday night commercials??!

Andy Reid is a Fucking Moron!!!!!!

I'm at KISS & MOTLEY CRUE concert right now. Any of you that Dont think Thats awesome unfollow me right now!!!

That's 900: I can quit now.....

It seems the longer I live the less fucks I have to give...

Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?.........

@silentretriever @victoriajustice @johnwhagen @boneyard33 @ppoutdoors @passiniton @pjmorton @timwellsbowhunt @sdo_troy @teamt_stt Thanx Kev!

@bholejuice . Don't mean to crush your flow bro, but amoxicillen is a form of penicillen sooooo you would still Prbly die...

@lakotagrl01 . Thanx Maya. Sorry Im a day late. Your the best. :-)

@lakotagrl01 . Thanks Maya :-)

@scottyd76 . That shit was ON POINT brother!!!