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  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Whenever someone says, "Got a minute?" I know I've just lost half hour of my life that I won't get back.

    • 929
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    CrazyJayney_KizzyZillStcyBnsnCrashTestDrummyelk_of_no_ilkUnderchildeRanndrewPomegrenede
    • 466
    • RETWEETS
    KizzyZillRaggleFragglezzWindPushedGrassUnderchildemerrickj1JulescoopLipglosslesboWheelTod
    anjadrischGodDammitDanMr_Clean69________mojo_bones_kevnastokellysdf
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it.

    I wish I could make this up.

    • 799
    • FAVS
    BwanaChrissgtpd75JessRivalCrashTestDrummyPomegrenedegalvin_ecybrwurmJulescoop
    • 389
    • RETWEETS
    irishgirl2828SteelleaderCrashTestDrummygalvin_eJulescoopWheelTodSugaspunMistaUjaHashmi
    Stevie_TalkWildeThingylloydrangadambationDrinkingatWork
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    The other night I was practicing being sexy in front of the mirror and the cat fell off the bathroom counter, laughing.

    • 763
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    CrazyJayney_hatemyfingjobWisePegasusWindPushedGrassCrashTestDrummyTeejayRushohmyadderJulescoop
    • 296
    • RETWEETS
    CrazyJayney_FancyNancyAnnCrooow1WindPushedGrassTwirlUrFaceOffnewstart43WodiliewodeBeer4AGoodTime
    Cheetoe4The_MentalystKedxrCarmel_ColemanNoorShammaSlipCarefullyBoomBamBunny
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Love is having an entire conversation with one look.

    • 621
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    CrazyJayney_WindPushedGrassCrashTestDrummyAnokhaNazariyasagemoonstoneToxicvixonsiempredelilahEislandjaimelee
    • 309
    • RETWEETS
    mbruin95ToxicvixonJetersevennikole_so_radislandjaimeleeCharmingGrumplasergirl70WhervrIMayRoam
    warhorse76inky37____________QuickandSisithedailymarker
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Your avi looked innocent enough, but your TL looks like the back alley behind the porn store where the nasty stuff happens.

    • 583
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    NaughtyBritchesmadmadhobbitsirencosplayCrashTestDrummyTeejayRushWheelTodlasergirl70hotcakeprincess
    • 215
    • RETWEETS
    praisecheeseWindPushedGrassSugaspunMistal1zerdWhervrIMayRoamSpankMeIm0tyBrowneyed_mamaktemp__xo
    McMcmadmacmellimellebrothasoul________
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    You know it's time to call it quits when the voices in your head sit you down for an intervention.

    • 529
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    ponce_lupeCrazyJayney_coalslagCrashTestDrummyTeejayRushsagemoonstonehuggybear7712DiannaScorp
    • 202
    • RETWEETS
    CrazyJayney_coalslagplanetjaxBeer4AGoodTimeWheelTodminealone6hotcakeprincessambienbabe
    Carmel_ColemanSlayerSays________
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    It's not gay if you support gay rights.

    It isn't.

    • 490
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    DirtyHarryBDsgtpd75Kemie_08hatemyfingjobmadmadhobbitcpsempleCrashTestDrummyGaelicMohawk
    • 196
    • RETWEETS
    _skysailingRaggleFragglezzKemie_08WindPushedGrassCrashTestDrummyGaelicMohawkNicoleroxxuBeer4AGoodTime
    Voiceofgarthjohngaysee
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    I tried being a vegan once ... it was the worst lunch of my life.

    • 464
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    druisiuilmadmadhobbitStcyBnsnjimmy_sharpecpsemplesirencosplaycoalslagCrashTestDrummy
    • 152
    • RETWEETS
    RaggleFragglezzRusty_SwillStcyBnsnWindPushedGrasscoalslagSugaspunMistaTortilla_NaziSpankMeIm0ty
    junejuly12KingPatrick24
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    You know you're overdoing it when the drag queen says, "Honey, bring it down a notch."

    • 442
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    imdarrenmrSpdrman59bearcub577madmadhobbitPerezAleishaiiLadyBirdStcyBnsnCorey_Dawn
    • 161
    • RETWEETS
    imdarrenmrSpdrman59pupbroofdogStcyBnsnLs_WayWindPushedGrasssaysshonaCheetoe4
    SlayerSays________jeffporper
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    I heard a pretty young thing say, "That's gay." I said, "No, that's stupid. This is gay..." and proceeded to criticize her outfit.

    • 422
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    think_tronmadmadhobbitWindPushedGrassMaryKateLivelybjihoovianCrashTestDrummyAnokhaNazariyasagemoonstone
    • 178
    • RETWEETS
    think_tronWindPushedGrassCrashTestDrummyCheetoe4armyantstudiosWheelTodjunejuly12drubicabra
    WindPushedGrassUghNotAgain
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Q: Why Tweet?
    A: Because it makes others happy, and keeps me from going up the bell tower with something with a telescopic sight.

    • 409
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    CrazyJayney_madmadhobbitpupbroofdogWindPushedGrasscoalslagCrashTestDrummyGregHenchmandrubicabra
    • 132
    • RETWEETS
    CrazyJayney_RaggleFragglezzpupbroofdogLs_WayWindPushedGrasscoalslagWhervrIMayRoamTortilla_Nazi
    GinRumMemeaculpau27
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    There's a fine line between "depressed" and "barely contained ball of compressed and suppressed rage."

    • 366
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    CrashTestDrummyhotcakeprincessGregHenchmandrubicabraPumpkinPieableWhervrIMayRoamMidlifecrisis18powerfulshampoo
    • 130
    • RETWEETS
    WhervrIMayRoamfavstar_historymess_medicatedambienbabeCarolMoraaJokerSatyrSquizbotMoemontes
    nerfspur
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    If you dudes think you have it hard with women, try dating a gay boy who acts like a woman and has all the testosterone of a man.

    • 386
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    reallyheavycakeCrashTestDrummyTeejayRushcoconutsSTLWheelTodlasergirl70SugaspunMistaGregHenchman
    • 88
    • RETWEETS
    CrashTestDrummyWhervrIMayRoamMidlifecrisis18Squizbotchar_is_aptTINY_TOESIES______mbruin95Anon_o_Mom
    GregMillaEFFFFFFYOU________osigat
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Yes, I am gay ... but I am not "dressing my pets in Christmas clothes" gay.

    • 354
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    asiananomalymadmadhobbitHalfBloodSquibWindPushedGrassaerin_monsteririshgirl2828bjihoovianbranderzy
    • 104
    • RETWEETS
    RaggleFragglezzWindPushedGrassbranderzyCrashTestDrummyCheetoe4WheelTodSugaspunMistamiller_tm
    flukynessMyTrueStory328
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Ladies, if we open the door for you, it's not "oppressing the matriarchy." We're just being polite and considerate, as our mama told us.

    • 318
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    sgtpd75CrashTestDrummyAnokhaNazariyasagemoonstonelasergirl70GregHenchmandrubicabraWhervrIMayRoam
    • 91
    • RETWEETS
    Cheetoe4WhervrIMayRoamJokerSatyrSquizbotMoemontesLetmebethepearlAmbissSjhBrytanH
    DawnLovesZombie
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    "Sir, you'll have to change those gym clothes" "Why?" "The other patrons have complained they can see the Hello Kitty jockstrap."

    • 299
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    sgtpd75CrashTestDrummyCheetoe4lasergirl70GregHenchmandrubicabraWhervrIMayRoamTortilla_Nazi
    • 73
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    Cheetoe4WhervrIMayRoamgreeneyedmomstaMidlifecrisis18SquizbotCallMeWhenSoberinsinuatemeTMacinizzle
    ChiefTwittler
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    No matter where you go, there you are ... so you might as well deal with your baggage.

    • 275
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    sgtpd75CrashTestDrummyAnokhaNazariyasagemoonstonehotcakeprincessSugaspunMistaGregHenchmandrubicabra
    • 63
    • RETWEETS
    hotcakeprincessPumpkinPieableginasays43RieMcAzmissymack1missamandaSquizbotMoemontes
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    The new receptionist rolls her eyes like a 14-year-old popular girl when someone says something dumb. I like her already.

    • 273
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    CrashTestDrummySugaspunMistaGregHenchmandrubicabraginasays43WhervrIMayRoamTortilla_NaziMicheleLeighs
    • 57
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    ginasays43WhervrIMayRoammstluvstrinketsMidlifecrisis18SquizbotMoemontesFavstar250soniadimaio68
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Grow a pair. Say hi to her. She may say no, but she may also say yes and change your life.

    • 203
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    CrashTestDrummyAnokhaNazariyasagemoonstoneislandjaimeleeCharmingGrumplasergirl70jumpdasharkWULFDEAN
    • 99
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    MJ7175CrashTestDrummyislandjaimeleeCharmingGrumplasergirl70WhervrIMayRoamSquizbotMoemontes
    R15S5clemwin__________
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Another day of smiling and nodding and pretending they're intelligent while I fix their stuff behind their backs.

    • 230
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    CrashTestDrummyalain_hardyTeejayRushSugaspunMistaGregHenchmandrubicabraMidlifecrisis18Squizbot
    • 48
    • RETWEETS
    TeejayRushSquizbotSteveDutzysoniadimaio68theawkwardfuldrunknerdproBtrenholm_mrtruthandsoul
    God__Damn_Robin
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