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  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Whenever someone says, "Got a minute?" I know I've just lost half hour of my life that I won't get back.

    • 1,027
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    clean_not_soberhippocroteezClickBaitecabrsBeerhazeMajorboobageRedright_88GAMchat
    • 520
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    ClickBaiteMajorboobageRedright_88privateworld99realbrahzNeuronicismKrantzy_PantzPee_And_Giggles
    Thrill_TweeterGodDammitDanMr_Clean69________mojo_bones_kevnastokellysdf
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it.

    I wish I could make this up.

    • 877
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    clean_not_soberClickBaitecabrsBeerhazeirishcarol05MajorboobageRedright_88bambamman1
    • 419
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    Stevie_Talk__WildeThingylloydrangadamrunsfar__DrinkingatWork
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    The other night I was practicing being sexy in front of the mirror and the cat fell off the bathroom counter, laughing.

    • 810
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    • 312
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    ClickBaitedeepakrai916Gina52263819pragmatic_heartMajorboobageTruculent67anerdonfirekspinks4485
    Cheetoe4The_MentalystAmericanBrahminOleThickHawkNoorShammaSlipCarefullyBoomBamBunny
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Love is having an entire conversation with one look.

    • 658
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    • 325
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    ClickBaitepragmatic_heartRedright_88Krantzy_Pantzkikdbakbitchsanjiv_stJustFollownRTLisabug74
    warhorse76inky37____________QuickandSisithedailymarker
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Your avi looked innocent enough, but your TL looks like the back alley behind the porn store where the nasty stuff happens.

    • 612
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    • 228
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    ClickBaiteRedright_88Bombay_Martinikspinks4485fuzzlimejohngayseeLousyBastardLisabug74
    McMcmadmacmellimellebrothasoul________
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    You know it's time to call it quits when the voices in your head sit you down for an intervention.

    • 558
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    ClickBaitecabrspragmatic_heartKrantzy_PantzSagDecWhoLilBlueBloodSpaced_Cowboy00JohnnyNopolis
    • 215
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    ClickBaitepragmatic_heartSagDecWhoNeon_Dragonbeyondthe12thGoldenSpiralsJustFollownRTLousyBastard
    OleThickHawkSlayerSays________
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    It's not gay if you support gay rights.

    It isn't.

    • 518
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    ClickBaitecabrsBeerhazeSagDecWhoBombay_MartiniLilBlueBloodOneSmartFellowSpaced_Cowboy00
    • 205
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    ClickBaitesanjiv_stJustFollownRTkawaiikilosLisabug74faizziytoujours_fabTampaBayMomma
    Voiceofgarthjohngaysee
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    I tried being a vegan once ... it was the worst lunch of my life.

    • 497
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    hippocroteezClickBaitecabrsconcretesledge_Krantzy_PantzAwk0TacooSagDecWhoKarlTheFag
    • 166
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    ClickBaitebambamman1Krantzy_Pantzfuzzlimefricky109sadb0ycakesJohnnyNopolistherussellshaw
    junejuly12KingPatrick24
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    I heard a pretty young thing say, "That's gay." I said, "No, that's stupid. This is gay..." and proceeded to criticize her outfit.

    • 453
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    • 194
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    WindPushedGrassUghNotAgain
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    You know you're overdoing it when the drag queen says, "Honey, bring it down a notch."

    • 467
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    Micropan44ClickBaitecabrsKrantzy_PantzAwk0TacooSagDecWhoLilBlueBloodViabhavSingh
    • 168
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    ClickBaiteViabhavSinghkikdbakbitch_notyourmom_Lisabug74faizziycoalslagimdarrenmr
    SlayerSays________jeffporper
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Q: Why Tweet?
    A: Because it makes others happy, and keeps me from going up the bell tower with something with a telescopic sight.

    • 427
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    hippocroteezClickBaitecabrsBeerhazeSagDecWhoLilBlueBloodOneSmartFellowJohnnyNopolis
    • 136
    • RETWEETS
    ClickBaiteOneSmartFellowJustFollownRTLisabug74CrazyJayney___RaggleFragglezzpupbroofdogLs_Way
    GinRumMemeaculpau27
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    There's a fine line between "depressed" and "barely contained ball of compressed and suppressed rage."

    • 379
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    cabrspragmatic_heartSagDecWhoLilBlueBloodJohnnyNopolisRogueGodkikdbakbitchJustFollownRT
    • 133
    • RETWEETS
    kikdbakbitchLisabug74coalslagWhervrIMayRoamfavstar_historymess_medicatedambienbabe__CarolMoraa
    nerfspur
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    If you dudes think you have it hard with women, try dating a gay boy who acts like a woman and has all the testosterone of a man.

    • 402
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    cabrspragmatic_heartKrantzy_PantzAwk0TacooSagDecWhoLilBlueBloodOneSmartFellowJohnnyNopolis
    • 90
    • RETWEETS
    Lisabug74coalslagCrashTestDrummyWhervrIMayRoamMidlifecrisis18Squizbotchar_is_aptTINY_TOESIES______
    GregMillaEFFFFFFYOU________osigat
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Yes, I am gay ... but I am not "dressing my pets in Christmas clothes" gay.

    • 369
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    • 106
    • RETWEETS
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    flukynessTellTheTruthYo
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Ladies, if we open the door for you, it's not "oppressing the matriarchy." We're just being polite and considerate, as our mama told us.

    • 335
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    hippocroteezginny_jennycabrsAwk0TacooSagDecWhoLilBlueBloodOneSmartFellowJohnnyNopolis
    • 95
    • RETWEETS
    cabrsLaurelleMartinLisabug74coalslagCheetoe4WhervrIMayRoamHand2ThroatSquizbot
    DawnLovesZombie
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    "Sir, you'll have to change those gym clothes" "Why?" "The other patrons have complained they can see the Hello Kitty jockstrap."

    • 318
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    cabrspragmatic_heartKrantzy_PantzAwk0TacooSagDecWhoLilBlueBloodJohnnyNopolischelleari
    • 77
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    ChiefTwittler
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    No matter where you go, there you are ... so you might as well deal with your baggage.

    • 289
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    hippocroteezAwk0TacooSagDecWhoLilBlueBloodJohnnyNopolisRogueGodGoldenSpiralsJustFollownRT
    • 70
    • RETWEETS
    SagDecWhomichelle_shirugretchanderson1GoldenSpiralsJustFollownRTLisabug74coalslaghotcakeprincess
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    The new receptionist rolls her eyes like a 14-year-old popular girl when someone says something dumb. I like her already.

    • 294
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    hippocroteezKrantzy_PantzAwk0TacooSagDecWhoParentpainsLilBlueBloodJohnnyNopolisRogueGod
    • 62
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    LilBlueBloodorneryalwaysTravLeBlancLisabug74coalslagginasays43__WhervrIMayRoammstluvstrinkets
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Grow a pair. Say hi to her. She may say no, but she may also say yes and change your life.

    • 220
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    hippocroteezcabrsKrantzy_PantzAwk0TacooSagDecWhoOneSmartFellowRogueGodkikdbakbitch
    • 108
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    R15S5clemwin__________
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Another day of smiling and nodding and pretending they're intelligent while I fix their stuff behind their backs.

    • 247
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    cabrsAwk0TacooSagDecWhoParentpainsBoo_berries_LilBlueBloodOneSmartFellowJohnnyNopolis
    • 55
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    God__Damn_Robin__
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