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  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Whenever someone says, "Got a minute?" I know I've just lost half hour of my life that I won't get back.

    • 999
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    PumpkinbabypieGoldenSpiralsRogueGodcharrrllaaLauraRCarrillo7Fittie_JaceyEmzHopoidrayzze
    • 504
    • RETWEETS
    PumpkinbabypieLauraRCarrillo7EmzHopoiLosaHopoidrayzzekikdbakbitchAnniLouwcbassyo
    Thrill_TweeterGodDammitDanMr_Clean69________mojo_bones_kevnastokellysdf
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it.

    I wish I could make this up.

    • 853
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    RaniaanterMidgardMommaTwinkleLitStarAxenbaneandyfwhitePumpkinbabypieGoldenSpiralsRogueGod
    • 411
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    Pumpkinbabypied2386nkikdbakbitchJustFollownRTstonedcoldlazyTmoney68cr8dv8_notyourmom_
    Stevie_GainzWildeThingylloydrangadamrunsfarDrinkingatWork
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    The other night I was practicing being sexy in front of the mirror and the cat fell off the bathroom counter, laughing.

    • 782
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    PumpkinbabypieRogueGodjannable9JustFollownRTTmoney68TravLeBlanc_notyourmom_Lisabug74
    • 303
    • RETWEETS
    JustFollownRTLisabug74faizziyLASwann07ToxicvixonvinfurycoalslagCrazyJayney_
    Cheetoe4The_MentalystShareefBadmaashCarmel_ColemanNoorShammaSlipCarefullyBoomBamBunny
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Love is having an entire conversation with one look.

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    GoldenSpiralsRogueGodkikdbakbitchjannable9JustFollownRTTmoney68TravLeBlancLisabug74
    • 321
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    kikdbakbitchsanjusanjay16JustFollownRTLisabug74princessjoy1MaySongsBeWithUfaizziythefunlei
    warhorse76inky37____________QuickandSisithedailymarker
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Your avi looked innocent enough, but your TL looks like the back alley behind the porn store where the nasty stuff happens.

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    danlak3EmjayMj2RogueGodjannable9JustFollownRTTmoney68LousyBastardLisabug74
    • 223
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    johngayseeLousyBastardLisabug74faizziyvinfurycoalslagjohnnymac_19AGreaterMonster
    McMcmadmacmellimellebrothasoul________
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    You know it's time to call it quits when the voices in your head sit you down for an intervention.

    • 550
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    PumpkinbabypieRogueGodCicatrix13Neon_DragonWeed_Hurtsbeyondthe12thGoldenSpiralsjannable9
    • 212
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    Neon_Dragonbeyondthe12thGoldenSpiralsJustFollownRTLousyBastardLisabug74RichardNava1faizziy
    Carmel_ColemanSlayerSays________
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    It's not gay if you support gay rights.

    It isn't.

    • 509
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    PumpkinbabypieGoldenSpiralsRogueGodjannable9divyasarjoltaJustFollownRTTmoney68_Ms_Moneypenny_
    • 204
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    sanjusanjay16JustFollownRTkawaiikilosLisabug74faizziyonce_fabulousTampaBayMommacoalslag
    Voiceofgarthjohngaysee
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    I tried being a vegan once ... it was the worst lunch of my life.

    • 480
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    therussellshawHalfBloodSquibreadingtweets21GoldenSpiralsjannable9lemmeknwJustFollownRT_Ms_Moneypenny_
    • 159
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    therussellshawreadingtweets21JustFollownRTLisabug74RichardNava1faizziyTampaBayMommaRaggleFragglezz
    junejuly12KingPatrick24
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    You know you're overdoing it when the drag queen says, "Honey, bring it down a notch."

    • 458
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    PumpkinbabypieRogueGodkikdbakbitchjannable9JustFollownRTTmoney6824skidooAstragaliUSA
    • 166
    • RETWEETS
    kikdbakbitch_notyourmom_Lisabug74faizziycoalslagimdarrenmrSpdrman59pupbroofdog
    SlayerSays________jeffporper
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    I heard a pretty young thing say, "That's gay." I said, "No, that's stupid. This is gay..." and proceeded to criticize her outfit.

    • 437
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    PumpkinbabypieRogueGodjannable9JustFollownRTyaykyleTmoney68_Ms_Moneypenny_LousyBastard
    • 185
    • RETWEETS
    JustFollownRTyaykyleTmoney68Lisabug74salehgeezfaizziycoalslagthink_tron
    WindPushedGrassUghNotAgain
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Q: Why Tweet?
    A: Because it makes others happy, and keeps me from going up the bell tower with something with a telescopic sight.

    • 419
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    GoldenSpiralsRogueGodjannable9JustFollownRTTmoney6824skidoo7high7tea7LousyBastard
    • 134
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    JustFollownRTLisabug74CrazyJayney_RaggleFragglezzpupbroofdogLs_WayWindPushedGrasscoalslag
    GinRumMemeaculpau27
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    There's a fine line between "depressed" and "barely contained ball of compressed and suppressed rage."

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    RogueGodkikdbakbitchJustFollownRTTmoney68_Ms_Moneypenny_TravLeBlancLisabug74coalslag
    • 133
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    kikdbakbitchLisabug74coalslagWhervrIMayRoamfavstar_historymess_medicatedambienbabe__CarolMoraa
    nerfspur
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    If you dudes think you have it hard with women, try dating a gay boy who acts like a woman and has all the testosterone of a man.

    • 394
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    PumpkinbabypieRogueGodJustFollownRTTmoney68_Ms_Moneypenny_TravLeBlancLisabug74coalslag
    • 90
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    Lisabug74coalslagCrashTestDrummyWhervrIMayRoamMidlifecrisis18Squizbot64specanTINY_TOESIES______
    GregMillaEFFFFFFYOU________osigat
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Yes, I am gay ... but I am not "dressing my pets in Christmas clothes" gay.

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    PumpkinbabypieRogueGodJustFollownRTTmoney68_Ms_Moneypenny_TravLeBlancLisabug74coalslag
    • 106
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    Lisabug74coalslagRaggleFragglezzWindPushedGrassbranderzyCrashTestDrummyCheetoe4WheelTod
    flukynessTellTheTruthYo
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Ladies, if we open the door for you, it's not "oppressing the matriarchy." We're just being polite and considerate, as our mama told us.

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    RogueGodJustFollownRTTmoney68_Ms_Moneypenny_carykaylerozeLaurelleMartinLisabug74Swat_Katty
    • 94
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    LaurelleMartinLisabug74coalslagCheetoe4WhervrIMayRoamJokerSatyrSquizbotMoemontes
    DawnLovesZombie
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    "Sir, you'll have to change those gym clothes" "Why?" "The other patrons have complained they can see the Hello Kitty jockstrap."

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    chelleariHeyZeus666EmjayMj2danlak3PumpkinbabypieRogueGodJustFollownRTTmoney68
    • 76
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    johngayseeLisabug74coalslagCheetoe4WhervrIMayRoamgreeneyedmomstaMidlifecrisis18Squizbot
    ChiefTwittler
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    No matter where you go, there you are ... so you might as well deal with your baggage.

    • 284
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    RogueGodGoldenSpiralsJustFollownRTTmoney68_Ms_Moneypenny_TravLeBlancGstringGail__Lisabug74
    • 69
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    michelle_shirugretchanderson1GoldenSpiralsJustFollownRTLisabug74coalslaghotcakeprincessPumpkinPieable
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    The new receptionist rolls her eyes like a 14-year-old popular girl when someone says something dumb. I like her already.

    • 287
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    RogueGodJustFollownRTTmoney68_Ms_Moneypenny_orneryalwaysgreatfox44MSGirl4BamaSummerloveX0
    • 61
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    orneryalwaysTravLeBlancLisabug74coalslagginasays43WhervrIMayRoammstluvstrinketsMidlifecrisis18
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Grow a pair. Say hi to her. She may say no, but she may also say yes and change your life.

    • 214
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    RogueGodkikdbakbitchSpicedNSugaredGoldenSpiralszealer101JustFollownRTTmoney68_Ms_Moneypenny_
    • 107
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    kikdbakbitchgretchanderson1SpicedNSugaredGoldenSpiralsScharckJustFollownRTLisabug74coalslag
    R15S5clemwin__________
  • GayDeceiver
      Rusty @GayDeceiver

    Another day of smiling and nodding and pretending they're intelligent while I fix their stuff behind their backs.

    • 239
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    RogueGodkikdbakbitchJustFollownRTRohitKohli236yaykyleTmoney68TravLeBlancLisabug74
    • 54
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    kikdbakbitchursaconRohitKohli236Tmoney68Lisabug74coalslagTeejayRushSquizbot
    God__Damn_Robin
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