LOL! “@stephenfry: Sensational photo of Bolt near finish http://t.co/e1HPUIF4”

New picture of Jayne & Chris out shopping in Manchester! :) http://tweetphoto.com/19679543

As if @quirkylou has her finger in a llama!? :O

Jo just fcallet me a twaT.

@tashster Excellent, is it a bird, is it a plane, ..... no its RoboSarge/Holmes/Tash??? *sings* "Here she comes to save the daaaaay....." :P

@tashster Scary thought, RoboTash enslaving mankind - theres a movie in there somewhere ;-) Im loving the randomness of an illogical machine

@tashster LOL - yep definitely, "one small step for Nick, One giant leap for Tash..." or something infinitely more witty about feet! :-p

@damientweet He should grab a kip in a Premier Inn.

I really hate that Matt is good. #thatisall #DancingOnIce

Tonight @officialjasong was the only sensible judge! Unbelievable that Keith went before Samia! #DancingOnIce

Just when I thought the show couldn't get any camper. It descends into innuendo chaos! #DancingOnIce

I've got to admit I don't see the point of an opening number without @torvillanddean. #DancingOnIce #doi #Watchedonmute

I do love how much effort Chris puts into even just skating onto the ice! :) #DOI

@sophie_tnd Happy Birthday lovely! Hope you’re having an awesome day! :) xx

BEST. TWEET. EVAH. “@samuelljackson: Like I said before, those BRITS are some PEDALIN', RECORD BREAKIN', MUTHACYCLINPHUCCAS!! Congrats UK!”

Oh how I wish people would learn how to use the correct versions of there/their/they're, and also of your/you're, we're/were/where. PLEASE?

Ok. I am in love with Jazz's voice. #TheVoiceUK

What I love about the @edibow show on @bbcr1 that its like a chat with mates set to a wicked soundtrack! *nods*

The @amandatapping and @robindunne talk was..... Well.....Nope.... There are NO words!!! LMAO! #Chevron7.8

Epic photoshoot with Amanda.... She wore the dorky green glasses!!! I love that woman!! #chevron7.8