I wish @ifttt could do my laundry…

@thenewdeal Why don't we try to get #TaxTheRich as a trending topic? Sounds feasible.

.@barackobama @whitehouse DO NOT let #NDAA or #SOPA pass. Our freedom is at stake! Please retweet this.

U.S. Military used tactical air strike. Critical hit. It's super effective. Osama Bin Laden Fainted. U.S. Military gained over 9000 exp.

You can now like Bin Laden's death on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/OsamaIsDead

If the Mayans were a musical culture, then they'd be right about the end of their world. Rebecca Black's album will be released on 12/21/12.

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who can read binary and those who can't." ~ Some guy

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Kesha is the comic sans of music.

We better start blaming these earthquakes on Obama, just like everything else.

Watching the DNC and still against Obama Care? You might be a total dick. #DNC2012

#WhatObamaTaughtMe that it’s ok when a Republican fucks over the economy, but when a Democrat tries to fix it, it’s somehow his fault.

#RepublicanMovies Back To The Past

The Buffett tax must go through! Please help spread the message by tagging your tweets with #TaxTheRich.

If I'm going to buy a pair of pants for $100 they better give me the ability to fly. Also $50 pants have to make me run faster.

Friends don't let friends vote republican.

#AskObama The war on drugs has failed, and ending it would free up a lot of revenue for the country. Thoughts?

#Toonami is back, bitches!

#SOPA and #NDAA must not pass. Tell @barackobama, and @whitehouse to make sure that these won't be signed into law. Your freedom is at stake

Let's all be thankful that the white man came to this country to rape, pillage,and plunder the natives of this great land.Happy Thanksgiving