Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I bet that in the future the first state to vote for a libertarian president will be Texas.
I don't think I'll ever get used to the disappointment of opening a bag of chips and seeing that it's only 1/3 chip and 2/3 air
From the sounds coming from my fridge, I can only reason that there is a midget in there peeing.
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." - Edgar Allan Poe, the originator of inception?
OMG I FORGOT TO PUT ON PANTS TODAY!!! Just kidding; made you look!!
I can say f*ck and I can eat ice cream sandwiches before dinner! Know why!? BECAUSE IM AN ADULT!!!
The issue isn't that the computer is a PC; the issue simply is it isn't a Mac.
Guys... I'm 26 and just snuck into a movie for the first time in my life. Also, I'm drinking a beer. I'm living crazy right now.
So twitter gets pretty boring after 1am. You guys need to kick it up a notch. Seriously.
Just remember guys: it's No Shave November, not No Trim November. Keep it clean, boys.
So there's a girl with leopard print tattoo in her face. I just want to know what her life aspirations are.
Open fruit snack pouch. All orange and lemon. #FruitSnackManufactureFail
All you need to know is that I am awesome and you wish I was your best friend.