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Sometimes you don't need a friend to find the brightside of a bad situation.Sometimes you just want them to acknowledge that you're fucked.
I want to buy a storage unit, fill it with disturbing things, stop paying the bill, & watch the media frenzy.
I forgot how much 12 year old boys liked boobies till I had to teach 5 of them how to dance today....
I wish Robert would go Downey on my Jr.
Please stop shitting in the bathtub.
The People That Fucking Feed You
Yesterday my BFF made a dumb joke about watching my purse and I told her it was too stupid to post. Today, it's on the leaderboard. FML
Every Christmas I get horribly sick. I think I'm allergic to Jesus
I'm tweeting that #3wordsaftersex
I'm the only girl at the pool not reading a Twilight book. Related: I'm the hottest girl at the pool
I just learned that I can clap with my boobs
Take me to your leaderboard....
You bitches need to fave more of my tweets #shamelessplug
You know a movie is going to be good when a woman pulls a phone out of her vagina within the first three minutes.
I'm tired of talking about sex on twitter...let's talk about something else......JK!
Husband just elbowed me in the forehead for no reason....
Ok, so maybe I bit him
But it still hurts
Grant: Your cat smells good. Smells like Chinese food or something.
My husband came up with this:"The snakes in Spain stay mainly on a plane."~Samuel L. Jackson as Professor Higgins in "My Motherfuckin' Lady"
This whole day I've been thinking that Jimmy Dean died of a disease called "vuvuzela"
I can't be summed up in one line
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