Gonna savour this. #oilcountry pic.twitter.com/72A5d6p5

@nateinvegas I'd honestly rather potter. Whitney cripples EDM. His play in his own end is abysmal.

@nateinvegas just what I've heard. By no means should Klefbom-Schultz be a pairing in the next 2 years. Klefbom should take a year in the A.

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Can the ginge from the Wendy's commercials please get shot?

@turcishdelight gay fag

@ali_maroon5 maroon 5 is worse 🔊🎸🎶🎤 👱🔫

@turcishdelight shutup

“@stats_canada: Every 14 seconds a Canadian pretends they didn't see another Canadian slip on sidewalk ice” @gret323

I love how flames fans don't think EDM can pay 4 players 6 million dollars, yet they pay Jaybo-6.68 Iggy-7 Cammalleri-6 and Kipper-5.83.

@oilonwhyte I hear Yo-Yoing is becoming very popular. I'm gonna follow that pretty closely.

@tylerkeon poop is funny

@easportsnhl 80 overall? Hordichuk is like 80 overall

@kennyhotz K: "monkeys perform oral sex only in water"
Stranger: "really?"
K: "I don't know" http://t.co/uqgoRXvJ

@what_is_now yep. So is yoyoing, log cutting competitions, and staring contests

@sirkenzie @aandrewalv careful Kenzie. Alain drooled a little on his phone when you said "dog".

@aandrewalv @sirkenzie "not three, not five" I was getting at 4. We are going to win 4 championships.

“@wheelingprobs: I saw an Asian run into a wall with an erection.. He broke his nose.” @aandrewalv

If it weren't for spellcheck I would be legally retarded.

@sirkenzie @aandrewalv it was delissio