This isn't my first rodeo. Although I've never been to a rodeo, and when I do go to one I'll say "This is my first rodeo"

@jakeistkrieg oh wait I hadn't seen this one yet #stillawfulattwitter

@jakeistkrieg "And in the end, evolution always wins" <=?????????????????????????

Trick's commencement of "Slayerfest '98" is much less intimidating in 2013

IF SOMETHING IS EASY AS PIE THEN IT IS VERY DIFFICULT INDEED

@jakeistkrieg your nerd cred is secured in perpetuity

whoops that was Sunnydale Cemetary

Sunnyvale Cemetary "We'll take care of the rest!"

Just realized that the Arecibo transmission included Pluto as a planet... Embarrassing...

You'd make a better door than a guy

@jakeistkrieg TOO LATE :(

Commencing final stretch of Buffy

@jakeistkrieg WHAT IMPOSSIBLE the NYPD and GOP are both perfect

Tweeting is pretty pointless with only one subscriber.
Hi Jake