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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    Canada: The America nobody hates

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    I like big butts, but I'll lie about it should the need arise. I don't have Mix-a-lot's level of conviction.

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    Regardless of what YOU think, your grandkids are going to look at gay marriage the way WE look at separate drinking fountains.

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    I thought Twitter made me unfollow you... Turns out, you blocked me.
    Okaaaay..
    We'll continue this discussion in the parking lot at your job

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    In Europe, they aren't uptight about sexuality & the human body. In America, I'm not allowed in the park anymore.

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    Sure, I'm married. But I'm not all fanatical about it.

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    I couldnt 'Bring Sexy Back' with shock paddles, smelling salts and a dozen vatican priests

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    Women on twitter smash the "Girls aren't funny" stereotype at least 60 times a minute. I love you fuckin' whores! <3

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    Everyone interesting I follow is either drunk, or gay, or a broken toy, or just plain mad. No coincidence we washed up on the beach together

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    My nephew is 27 & still lives home. By the time I was his age, I'd been thru 2 marriages, 3 windshields & 4 abortions.

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    If you have a cat, aim a laser pointer at your sleeping spouse's cheek. Nothing says 'rise & shine' like puncture wounds

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    Don't waste months or even years of your life wondering if it is or isn't.
    True love will club you both like a fucking baby seal

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    Another day, another opportunity to fly off the handle & alienate friends & family.

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    Your phone has buttons? Aww, that's cute!

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    PLEASE tell me that shit in the mirror isn't accurate.

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    I'm pro marijuana reform & gay marriage, and I smoke neither weed nor cocks.

    Just one of those antiquated weirdos who believes in liberty.

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    When life hands you scurvy, you'll WISH you had those lemons you were bitching about before.

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    Sure you Canadians are polite, but your geese are nasty, hissing cunts.

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  • GeorgeScumbag
      Murdered @GeorgeScumbag

    I'm a great person to tell secrets to 'cause I'm usually 1/4 listening and I kinda don't give a fuck who got an abortion on Christmas Eve.

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