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Got in trouble at the zoo where I work for lining all the squirrels up in order of height... They don't like me critter sizing.
Been on the phone for ages trying to book tickets for an Elvis tribute act but it keeps asking me to press 1 for the money 2 for the show...
I never tire of putting a humidifier and a de-humidifier in the same room just to see which one'll win.
Had an idea for an archery-themed game show but not sure who the target audience would be.
Just bought a dog from our village blacksmith. As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
Just got home. So much snow on my head I look like the 'Before' picture in a dandruff treatment commercial.
If any of you out there are sitting wondering which of the popes had the best name ever, I think I can help: Pope Hilarius (5th Century)
Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. Don't worry, I only received super fish oil injuries.
This removal firm's van has "We'll shift anything!" on it. I wonder if they do paradigms.
I just lost in this local Trampolining Competition. But I'll bounce back.
Do peanuts have a 'shell-by date'? *sorry!* *don't worry, I'll see myself out*
I was introduced to a plastic surgeon today. Was a bit worried though as he was stood right next to a heater.
This guy's drawings are amazing. And he does them with just ballpoint pens!! http://t.co/j8hk4Z1H
Promised I'd do a Usain Bolt 'lightning' celebration every time one of my tweets is favourited. Getting on this packed commuter train now...
Call me old-fashioned but New Year's Eve for me is still on the 24 March. #1752 #JulianCalendar #StubbornlyReluctantToChange
Polymath, dilettante, learning technologist (Blackboard, Moodle, Campus Pack) librarian.
