Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself.
Bin laden dead. Whitey Bulger found. West Memphis 3 free. Feels like America has been cancelled & the loose plot lines are being tied up.
"I pretty da pool". - Mr. T, cleaning his pool
In Japan, Storage Wars is called Mystery Boxes of The Sunburned Trash Clowns.
Jenna Jameson endorsed Mitt Romney because he's been videotaped holding every possible position too.
I'm just bummed that Ariel Castro was the one that got to strangle Ariel Castro.
Everyone working at Whole Foods looks like they were kicked out of Smashing Pumpkins.
So wait, I get to vote for Obama AND make Ted Nugent go away?
Reminder: the Americans that will decide the constitutionality of government health care all have top notch government health care.
Biden waits calmly in a stolen Trans-Am for Obama to finish. His satin scorpion jacket glides across the leather as he checks his watch.
America’s gun laws & mental health system need complete overhauls. If we ignore these problems, the senseless slaughter will continue.
America will love the replacement refs when they're Adam Sandler, Steve Buscemi & Kevin James in SCABS (2014, PG-13)
Twitter is the flight data recorder of your descent into madness.
Bill Clinton: You’re all clear, kid, now let’s blow this thing and go home! #DNC2012
Happy Dr. Whonukkah to all my Whoish friends.
Stop Kony: Not the worst campaign of 2012.
RIP: Blockbuster. In lieu of flowers please watch a movie tonight with family that is your third or fourth choice.
Ron Paul is more fun if you pretend he's on the same mission that Bruce Willis was on in 12 Monkeys. #tweetthepress
The worst part of sex with Tyler Perry is Madea’s fat suit watching from a rocking chair.
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