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If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself.
Bin laden dead. Whitey Bulger found. West Memphis 3 free. Feels like America has been cancelled & the loose plot lines are being tied up.
"I pretty da pool". - Mr. T, cleaning his pool
In Japan, Storage Wars is called Mystery Boxes of The Sunburned Trash Clowns.
Maybe it's the liberal elitist in me, but I miss the America that didn't give a fuck what a shitbird rancher from Hee-Haw County thought.
Stay through the end of Hansel & Gretel to see Nick Fury kick Jeremy Renner out of The Avengers.
Jenna Jameson endorsed Mitt Romney because he's been videotaped holding every possible position too.
I'm just bummed that Ariel Castro was the one that got to strangle Ariel Castro.
Everyone working at Whole Foods looks like they were kicked out of Smashing Pumpkins.
So wait, I get to vote for Obama AND make Ted Nugent go away?
Biden waits calmly in a stolen Trans-Am for Obama to finish. His satin scorpion jacket glides across the leather as he checks his watch.
Reminder: the Americans that will decide the constitutionality of government health care all have top notch government health care.
Can’t wait for The Oscars when Maya from Zero Dark Thirty unzips bin Laden’s body bag & Billy Crystal sits up.
America’s gun laws & mental health system need complete overhauls. If we ignore these problems, the senseless slaughter will continue.
America will love the replacement refs when they're Adam Sandler, Steve Buscemi & Kevin James in SCABS (2014, PG-13)
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