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If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself.
In Japan, Storage Wars is called Mystery Boxes of The Sunburned Trash Clowns.
BILL FUCKING MURRAY!
"I pretty da pool". - Mr. T, cleaning his pool
I'm just bummed that Ariel Castro was the one that got to strangle Ariel Castro.
Can’t wait for The Oscars when Maya from Zero Dark Thirty unzips bin Laden’s body bag & Billy Crystal sits up.
Bin laden dead. Whitey Bulger found. West Memphis 3 free. Feels like America has been cancelled & the loose plot lines are being tied up.
Everyone working at Whole Foods looks like they were kicked out of Smashing Pumpkins.
RIP: Blockbuster. In lieu of flowers please watch a movie tonight with family that is your third or fourth choice.
Happy Dr. Whonukkah to all my Whoish friends.
Even Darth Vader (replacement limbs, face-breathing thing, therapeutic cape) understood that quality healthcare is a basic human right.
Twitter is the flight data recorder of your descent into madness.
Nobody made turkeys from hands like Jeffrey Dahmer.
Jenna Jameson endorsed Mitt Romney because he's been videotaped holding every possible position too.
Team 2, please respond. You must plunge the daggers into Trump, or we'll have to wait for the next blood moon lunar eclipse. Please respond!
Biden waits calmly in a stolen Trans-Am for Obama to finish. His satin scorpion jacket glides across the leather as he checks his watch.
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