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If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself.
Bin laden dead. Whitey Bulger found. West Memphis 3 free. Feels like America has been cancelled & the loose plot lines are being tied up.
"I pretty da pool". - Mr. T, cleaning his pool
In Japan, Storage Wars is called Mystery Boxes of The Sunburned Trash Clowns.
So wait, I get to vote for Obama AND make Ted Nugent go away?
Jenna Jameson endorsed Mitt Romney because he's been videotaped holding every possible position too.
Reminder: the Americans that will decide the constitutionality of government health care all have top notch government health care.
Everyone working at Whole Foods looks like they were kicked out of Smashing Pumpkins.
America’s gun laws & mental health system need complete overhauls. If we ignore these problems, the senseless slaughter will continue.
Biden waits calmly in a stolen Trans-Am for Obama to finish. His satin scorpion jacket glides across the leather as he checks his watch.
America will love the replacement refs when they're Adam Sandler, Steve Buscemi & Kevin James in SCABS (2014, PG-13)
Stay through the end of Hansel & Gretel to see Nick Fury kick Jeremy Renner out of The Avengers.
I'm just bummed that Ariel Castro was the one that got to strangle Ariel Castro.
Bill Clinton: You’re all clear, kid, now let’s blow this thing and go home! #DNC2012
Ron Paul is more fun if you pretend he's on the same mission that Bruce Willis was on in 12 Monkeys. #tweetthepress
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