Student Of The Year was so nostalgic.
Totally reminded me of my Ferrari-driving days, hanging out with bikini babes and my 100 acre college.

#IfMumbaiWasGotham Raj Thackeray would be Bane. Bal Thackeray would be Ra's Al Ghul. Govt would be Two-face and there'd still be no Batman.

Gangs Of Wasseypur & Teri Meri Kahaani released together. Fark ye tha ki ek movie mein gaaliyan actors de rahe the aur doosri mein viewers.

Need to buy a new Tablet guys. Suggestions?

Crocin or Combiflam? Budget around Rs 5.
Please RT.

I sometimes ponder about deep stuff like- "What is life?" "Is there a God?" And "What the fuck does Falguni Pathak do the rest of the year?"

BREAKING : Samsung Galaxy S3 to compete with Bajaj Discover and Honda Activa in Indian markets.
#SGS3

"This person seems nice and happy. Shit must happen to him." - God

Petrol costs 80 bucks a litre.
Kasab is alive.
Pratibha Patil is our President.
Rowdy Rathore is a blockbuster.
We live in fucked up times.

Updating the relationship status on Social Networking sites is the new-age "Pappu ♥ Meena" on trees and public toilets.

Dr Kalam says he was ready to make Sonia PM but since Sonia Gandhi's speech writer was ill that day, Madam could not say yes.

#TwitterIn1947 Urgent need of blood of any blood group required for Freedom. Please RT! - Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose

ROFL Picture Of The Day - #OnlyAPunjabiWould do this - http://t.co/2JmzboMG

Q- How many Congress ministers does it take to screw a light bulb? A- They can't since they are too busy screwing the country.

'The Dark Knight' was about the evil, the villain.
'The Dark Knight Rises' is about the hope, the hero in us.
Both absolute masterpieces.

Q - If Sajid Khan, David Dhawan and Anees Bazmee fall off a cliff, who will survive?
A - Indian Cinema.

Was gonna eat a biscuit, just came online to check if Apple has patented 'Rectangle with rounded edges' COS YOU KNOW GUYS, LAWSUIT AND ALL.

Priyanka Chopra turns 30 today.
Now she has become Tisca Chopra.

Of all the things John Abraham has done in his career, producing 'Vicky Donor' is hands down the best.
Bipasha comes a close second.

Dear Blackberry and Apple, ROFL! Sincerely, Android.

BREAKING : Mamta Banerjee rapes logic. Again.