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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    Gift @Ghardhar Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    Twitter is like a bathroom book written by a schizophrenic .

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    No amount of pretty makes up for bitch.

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    Theft is the sincerest form of taking things

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    Fuck you Low Battery Indicator
    Like I fucking ca

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    I've seen a lot of shit in my lifetime but never the one I stepped in.

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    Twitter is like wandering the halls with an IV drip
    Bumping into people wearing robes and slippers

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    My balls are funny looking
    So I call them my jesticles

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    I have a master plan but
    I'm not sure what it is

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    I LOVE BREASTS!*





    *but not my mom's...or my daughter's..... or men's...and maybe yours....I meant chicken anyway.

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    When I run out of toilet paper I scoot around on the carpet to make a point.

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    I'll betcha Meryl Streep could make an empty box look heavy.

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    My son was in a band named Flesh Tunnel. He was 12 at the time so I didn't let him know I thought it was funny.

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    When it comes to angry
    I got mad skills

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    I was just going in to take a dump with my iPad and my wife said: taking all your friends with you huh?

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    Just remember, keep on trying!
    And if you lose, you're a loser.

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    I was challenging Dr. Seuss to a rhyme off one day and he kept making up words.

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    Sometimes you are so funny I have to unfollow you so I can follow you again.

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    I know if I tell my wife a joke and she hates it I'm going to tweet it.

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  • Ghardhar
      RUSTY J @Ghardhar

    I find that if I smoke a bowl, the shit I have in the fridge tastes better.

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@Ghardhar

@Ghardhar

Just another false messiah. My porn name is Huge Aackman

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