Sometimes I like to tweet as if everybody's reading.

I just wanna be professional and friendly with my ex-es. What's in the past, stays in the past. We're all grown ups, aren't we?

I don't know what is worst, you being forever alone or the fact that nobody cares about you being forever alone.

I'm tired of sitting and waiting. I'm gonna lie down and continue waiting now.

You know what they say; if you can't tweet it, retweet it!

I can only see you in my dreams. So, that explains why I sleep a lot.

#StayFarAwayFromMeIf you can't differentiate between "your" and "you're"

Some thoughts are better left untweeted.

Nothing annoys me more than myself

I am young, wild and grounded in my mother's basement.

I can't believe when I see the amount of people who took Twitter seriously. This is just a virtual world, guys. Take it easy.

This guy is so childish. He flash the middle finger as I try to overtake him. I hit his car and flash a double middle finger. I WIN.

All I'm used to are lies being told to me, excuses being made for everything. How can you blame me for not trusting you?

Nothing makes a man more mad than having to choose between a girl's left or right boob.

If my phone was so smart, why can't it just figure out what I wanted to tweet, huh?

It's like when you're in love, all your sense just shut down and you end up being tremendously stupid.

Your bitter and lonely tweets makes me feel not alone.

Amboi Malaysians, time birthday Bieber, 1D bagai nak rak kau trend sampai Worldwide. Maulidur Rasul, no 1 Malaysia pn tk dapat.

It's just easier to be cranky than to be happy.

Please learn when I actually give a fuck and when I don't