A relationship is like a shark: it has to constantly move forward or it dies.
I think what we've got here is a dead shark.
~ Woody Allen

Expect to see Kim Kardashian at the Hermanus Whale Festival.

Lionel Messi scores 2 goal in 1 shot. WOW THIS IS FCKING AMAZING!! How the fck he managed to do this? WATCH >>  http://bit.ly/14giRbv 

Top Football Trolls of the Day: 17th May 2013  http://bit.ly/14xVry2 

Frank Lampard at Stamford Bridge with 203 footballs marking all his goals for the club, a celebration by Adidas.  http://sulia.com/my_thoughts/98f3fc56-ef68-485d-9e4c-9382eaa4e0ee/?source=twitter …

Messi vs Torres >>  http://bit.ly/10UXldt 

I think it’s sad that we live in a society in which people worship celebrities and probably will die without reading a decent book.

I'm a realist. I'm a romantic. I'm an indecisive piece of shit.

Consider yourself considered

VIDEO: Ian Holloway celebrates reaching the Play Off Final, by dancing in the changing rooms! THIS is brilliant!... http://bit.ly/12xTAb9 

Pictures of the Year: A 5-year-old stops a fight between a referee and his coach in a junior match >>  http://sulia.com/my_thoughts/68b99682-a5e2-4916-a13b-acbb7e060956/?source=twitter …

Drogba's response to Fenerbahce fans calling him a 'monkey'. What an inspiration to the world >>  http://sulia.com/my_thoughts/8569c8d8-6da0-4080-8e33-acb8d350efec/?source=twitter …

VIDEO: Robert Lewandowski Trolls Marco Reus in Training. HAHA THIS IS EPIC SHIT!! Must WATCH >>  http://bit.ly/11BLYIY 

I used to be in a band called 'Hole In The Racket.' We didn't have many hits.

You have to be spontaneous in order to be creative.

VIDEO: Manuel Neuer pours beer over a blonde girl during Bayern's title celebrations + goes off celebrating! LAD!...  http://bit.ly/17Z4dqL 

A poor guy plays football in streets coz he dont a house and money.He does skills and people give him money. WATCH >>  http://bit.ly/YRiN3d 

McDonalds should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window.

Don’t mess with smokers. We light shit on fire and inhale it. We don’t give a fuck.

THAT'S HIS LEGACY: Van Bommel’s career ends - RETIREMENT by getting SENT OFF for a horrible challenge >>  http://bit.ly/12oJJ8x