This girl is telling the whole class how it's "so annoying that boys are checking (her) out today."

Yeah... no. No one is. Sorry.

"Started from the Bottom" would make great elevator music.

Started from Lake Mills now we here.

Does anyone else follow someone who just has the worst tweets, but you don't unfollow because its like a trainwreck and you can't look away?

11 white guys belting "Ocean Avenue" as loud as they can.

People get so salty when they don't get what they want. Learning to deal with things you don't like is something we learned in 3rd grade.

1) Go to  http://gizoogle.net/ 
2) Type in your twitter name @name

It's actually awesome.  http://i.imgur.com/ODZ8kXb.png 

Too old for the kid's table, too immature for the adult's.

It's an actual travesty that Android phones can't get Vine on them.

Pants are irrelevant on the weekend.

Putting words unnecessarily in quotation marks is probably my new favorite "hobby."

Sitting in the dark, watching the Sound FX video of Superbowl XLV... I don't expect any of you to understand. Except @qgorski.

The Indian dude at the gas station I frequent calls me his "brotha," and now I have a reconciliation major.

Passion Pit on spring days is like peanut butter and jelly. They're just meant to be together.

S/O to our fallen soldier, @aidanfealy.

My spirit animal is Jay Gatsby.

Do you ever look back at the music you listened to in middle school, and just die a little on the inside? Just me? Okay.

I could go to bed, but what if I miss something cool? I'd never forgive myself.

Just found out your can favorite your own tweets, so there goes my next half hour.

@jpetey_5 obviously. Also, the author of the tweet doesn't believe it either. "Bush did 9/11" jokes are pretty common on twitter