Cute girl stuffing pork in her mouth

Does anyone know when Chinese New Year is? Asking for a friend who hates the Chinese.

@coreyannclark on a scale of 1-10 10=greatest) how much are you looking forward to having legal sex dreams about Chloe Grace Moretz?

I see your cell phones in the air my nigga #12121212121212concert

@coreyannclark "this sex machine runs on watery domestics and 4 Loko"

Pssh. Binders WASTE PAPER. I have folders full of naked women on my computer. GO #GREEN #Debate2012

Have you seen those cans? “@hglobetrotters: @ghetto_id I believe @coreyannclark is female though I would like to see some proof”

@montanaelliot @fatnakedkristen keep it casual. When it's sexual.

Crazy horny

Oh honey you are totally cute but you are DUMB.

@montanaelliot it's because you don't look like you run the world, even though you are a girl #jewess

"I have to have a 'medical procedure' done" "Is it an abortion?"

@max_read Just because it's deadly doesn't mean it can't be heteronormative.

Just go look at pornography #metgala

How do I get a job abusing my body for the amusement of whites for money. I guess I'm asking how to become an inside linebacker. #nfldraft

Thank god nothing of value would be damaged “@cnn: Boston bombing suspect says he intended to detonate explosives in Times Square"

Another Bush doing some shit he doesn't actually know how to do “@kathrynlopez: how cool is GHWB conducting the army chorus?”

Linda's Cardellinis

No fatties

@coreyannclark she used to be so #thick and #fly and #ripe