Chris Brown is fucking scum. RT @buzzfeed Gross, Chris Brown. #TeamJenny  http://bzfd.it/QjEDqN 

@smethanie when did we start referring to kitchens as binders?

@druidleaves 1) The ground meat that comes in those large tubes 2) copy of fifty shades of grey.

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@beefybus @druidleaves @hestiahdruid @aesadonna Twitter is just one big raging hormone machine.

@druidleaves @hestiahdruid Get a room u 2!! XD

.@druidleaves written all over it RT @buzzfeed: LOL! RT @bafeldman: Real, actual picture from the Obama AMA. http://t.co/v5klsQ2D

@druidleaves @aesadonna @amoheals you damn kids these days w/ your rock n roll and your va-jay-jay art.

I'd like to give a big THANK YOU to @ur_guild and all of the awesome folks there for my promotion to Comrade. For the Mother Land Comrades!

Oh noes our Guild secrets be revealed @druidleaves: [G] [Aesadonna]: Shut up beef

@smethanie screw my coworkers, if they can't handle me listening to my Best of Asia Playlist at acceptable levels then they can GTFO.

@smethanie Would you settle for Big Lebowski?

@adam_fogle You're so brave.

#FF @smethanie @johnblueriggs @realtommccarthy No clue who they are, some bum just told me they were worth following.

@sanspantsgirl @vodkansoda I'm just going to keep thinking you guys were making sexual innuendos. #headsalwaysinthegutter

#FF @vodkansoda and @arlo2121 because they're family, and it just makes the whole thing weird and hilarious.

@sarcasticrylie all the radio station twitter accounts I control shall hear of the hilarity that is Ms. Canada.

@smethanie http://t.co/tlKWnJuW are we being meta? #internlife

@smethanie one of the darkest moments of my life was when my little cousin beat me in WII Sports. His childish maniacal laughing haunts me.

@sweetladybaba Go all the way and just get that shit inked onto your body.