Not sleeping has really fucked me up in a good way. See what I mean?

@shhhmegs but he probably just has a sea lion fetish and got vibes from you thinking you would judge him #StrangerThingsHaveHappened

@revenantparis she's like the blue collar version of Paris Hilton, with a smellier vag

@shhhmegs your an awesome person all tits aside

@shhhmegs ohhhh so you live in paradise? #jealous

Wonderful, visceral, sexy sex

@shelbyfero your a comedian???? :/

This fucking cab needs to hurry his curry

@lilsailorgrl I was grossed out then I saw you were from Cleveland and now I think your classy

@nickdoubled , @iamdiddy , @becsbooty82 , @realjessecamp , @thejcw , @aceonyourface , @darealesg #BestDinnerPartyEVER

Well I could wrapeth that looong hair around my forearm whilst smashington from the backington #ReviewOfShhhhNewAvatar

YOU CAN'T DEEP FRY BABY!!! #PitchforksAndHandGrenades http://yfrog.com/gyy4ncuj

Hands down THE funniest mafuggaz on twitter.com , @yoyoha and @shelbyfero Follow them now

@shhhmegs just a heads up, @modsun is awesome and I think you would like his music. #WTFdiditweetthatfor oh yeah #HippyHop

Stupid fruity gucci louis dumb swaggin' #BestWayToDescribeMe

@turbograndma went there a couple years back and the waitress said, "What ya celebratin?" I replied, "Do we look THAT poor?" #RedLobster

I'm down with single moms and all,but how in the fuck is a 2 and 4 year old up till 11pm EVERY NIGHT?! Bitch take a parenting class or smthn

"Whew! One more minute and I woulda had to go to the hospital." - Guy who had a 3:59 minute erection

@revenantparis congrats bruh! Looks healthy as a motherfucker!