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Working at a bank full of women. Had buffalo wings, 2 bean chili and loaded nachos las night. No out until 5:00 and I'm going to explode.
I tweet about selling Hondas, tits, jerking off and the homicide. I RT NSFW and random humor. You will not be bored. #iAlsoHeartTrannies
I would like to thank all my new followers. I would then like to automatically apologize for not following back immediately #PleaseImpressMe
Something about work just makes me wanna jerk off before I start making phone calls.
Anybody ever quit a job because they couldn't fart at their leisure? Just checking before I become the only one.
The unwilling led by the unknowing doing impossible for the ungrateful. Doing so much with so long with so little, now qualified to anything with nothing.