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“@lilpwoppa: My anus makes a wonderful alternative to a condom.” HEAR HEAR!
Monotropa uniflora looks lyk a wizard froze magical money shots midair n placed them round the woods for us #wizardshit http://t.co/Pba2YbW
Working at a bank full of women. Had buffalo wings, 2 bean chili and loaded nachos las night. No out until 5:00 and I'm going to explode.
I tweet about selling Hondas, tits, jerking off and the homicide. I RT NSFW and random humor. You will not be bored. #iAlsoHeartTrannies
I would like to thank all my new followers. I would then like to automatically apologize for not following back immediately #PleaseImpressMe
@blackpimpk @bearded_stoner Still can't believe theres a fucking strain called cat piss. Fuckin paid $275 to get mine fixed. #CouldaBeenRich
Something about work just makes me wanna jerk off before I start making phone calls.
To all my followers currently paying back @salliemae loans. Apply a generous bong rip to your face. This shit is legal robbery. #Defaulted
@bearded_stoner @powerplantweed @mrs_powerweed @legalzecannabis @mc_skid_mark @canouman #SnowDog #happytweets #legalize http://t.co/S4Ye6jn0
@bearded_stoner @powerplantweed @mrs_powerweed @legalzecannabis @mc_skid_mark @canouman #SnowDog #happytweets #legalize http://t.co/iI4fjQc2
"In Soviet Russia, you only be funny for 3 month. Then we kill and replace." - Mother Russia @irespectsimpson #ThanksForTrying
@skiminski "sometimes I cry when I cut the carrots just so they don't get too jealous of the onions"
Anybody ever quit a job because they couldn't fart at their leisure? Just checking before I become the only one.
The unwilling led by the unknowing doing impossible for the ungrateful. Doing so much with so long with so little, now qualified to anything with nothing.
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