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After legalizing gay marriage came the If You Love It So Much Why Don't You Marry It? Law. That's why your mom is a sandwich
fatbird singin in the dead of night / take these stubby legs and learn to walk / all your life / you were only waiting for mcrib to be back
life is an RPG and I abandoned the main quest ages ago to swim out to the far edge of the map & watch the aurora
Gosh, a Prada bag on Overstock for like $20? What a deal, right? Oh yeah, that's right, it's just a fucking PURSE. who gives a shit?
n*th*ng m*k*s m* l**gh m*r* th*n wh*n s*m* *gn*r*nt douche th*nks st*rr*ng **t th* v*w*ls *n fucking w*rds m*k*s *t n*t goddamn sw**r*ng!
I am full of vitriol & nonsense and will probably give you shit if I think you're trying to sell me something. :D