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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    Stop tweeting shit like "RIP Justin Bieber", it's not cool, its fucking mean... You shouldn't get peoples' hopes up like that

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    I unfollow anyone that makes jokes about 9-11. There is nothing, I repeat, NOTHING funny about the day John Ritter died.

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    Note to Mini-golfing families: When you're at a hole with a Par 5, and your kids takes 75 swings, its not cute. Move along before I kill you

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    Hey guys, I'm finally following Miley Cyrus... I wish she would rejoin Twitter, though.

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    So, Khloe Kardashian is famous because her sister is famous for having sex with a guy who is famous because his sister is a shitty singer?

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    Because of porn, men have seen more male asshole than they ever would have thought.

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    Hey guys, I just stopped using Google+

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    I hope my gps never tells me to kill anyone.

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    Penn State jokes are so old Jerry Sandusky wouldn't rape them.

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    Hey guys, I'm on Google+ now.

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    I hate when people tell me to picture people naked when I get nervous. I feel like me getting a boner will just embarass me.

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    If I ever get a terminal disease, I’m gonna be cool about it, and send Congratulations cards to all my enemies.

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    I wear my pants low so that the base of my wiener is always showing, and when girls look at it, I call them perverts.

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    No, YOU spend too much time trying to re-word a joke so that it fits into the 140 characters that Twitter allows. I just re-word it for fun.

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    They say it takes real strength to show emotion. Does it also take real strength to pick a fight with a girl on crutches? If so, I'm strong.

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    If Hulk Hogan's sex tape doesn't feature interference by the Iron Sheik, I'm not even gonna bother watching it.

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    I imagine sex for a girl is like playing Mortal Kombat against someone that keeps doing the same moves over and over again.

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    Sombreros are stealing jobs from cowboy hats.

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    Girls have periods because Freddy Krueger fingers them in their dreams.

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  • GiantRascal
      Steve @GiantRascal

    Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there, having sex with the shades open.

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@GiantRascal

@GiantRascal

Future best friend.