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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Saw a homeless guy this mornin' he said, "Any change?" Me, "Nope, you're still cold and homeless." We laughed & laughed & he stabbed me.

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    StaticMagicDirtyHarryBDdavadsteelQuietmonkey77BbyItsKaitlynDragonssTonguejewlyssa_emccla
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    aye_millz69DirtyHarryBDthai1erfruitbogJonathanGoranwetcigarette_apoorvingledisaffectioning
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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    New condom slogan...

    Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

    :)

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    netguardian68HNW1980ShineBrightBMaccuddle_puddlegetbsaucedJonathanGoranMoonHealingMartianAmbassad
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    Quietmonkey77pbms_bitchJonathanGoransteedsaysInterstellarFUKRobert_Beaupretty_graveshaykshan
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I could tell by the look on the lady's face in the stall next to me.. that it wasn't the right time to play Peek-a-Boo.

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    ddsmidtnetguardian68JonathanGoranVerifiedDrunkFattMernandezCtotheASSwolfmannjrRobert_Beau
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    ddsmidtnetguardian68SunKiissdJonathanGoranCtotheASSwolfmannjrRobert_Beaudshack8
    jumpdasharkDJLIWIKZstuckwithgreenLaffingGUY
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    "You're ugly and you're a cunt."

    I think that's the last time my coworker asks me how she looks.

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    MiniMeWeeGuyHNW1980JonnaVerdandicuddle_puddleFuckinStoopKidJonathanGoranmslindahintonMUFC1316
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    supah_starr77JonathanGoranIMightBeWeird_Robert_BeausheilalastnameRealJinjaNinjachezlawtonLittlestSlobo
    DanteEvilCat
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I hate to sound racist but.. all of your baby ultrasounds look the same.

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    spartan3855JonathanGoraniwearaonesiehaykshanenragedpaigeRealJinjaNinjaVirgoSherryLittlestSlobo
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    JonathanGoranenragedpaigeRealJinjaNinjaLittlestSloboalex051496kcMcCowgirlOne_Classy_Bumjkstills
    ArtConDee
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    It's called dignity, sweetie.. and you're not gonna find it on your knees in the men's room.

    • 445
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    JonathanGoraniwearaonesieLackOfShameRealJinjaNinjaMike__LeeCheeseboy22sandymc7984JLauzon01
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    88shenanigansLackOfShameRealJinjaNinjanajahimariSteveBenson1LittlestSlobokcMcCowgirllionsdenking
    UrinElCakeswrdsmythe________
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I don't normally drink alcohol, but when I do.. it's weed. :)

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    ddsmidtJonathanGoranhaykshanRealJinjaNinjaMike__LeeLittlestSlobokcMcCowgirlEm_Kat44
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    BUCKEYE8508scottthetwat______jkstillstheB6ChroniclesshawnspreeTrudaciousGrumpyBahribmJonni
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    No girl is ever out of your league.. you just have to learn how to play the game, silly.

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    Its_Anal_JonathanGoraniwearaonesiehaykshanamberdontcareicehead13SamElemamginger_xtc
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    JonathanGoranLadyDi_eicehead13ginger_xtclanadelcobain_JimiMac_ShermanPartsfuzzlime
    VirgoSherry10InchesPlus
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Dear Tampax,
    Please stop makin' the strings on your tampons so long. It's my fuckin' period.. not a visit from Tarzan!
    :)

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    Its_Anal_JonathanGoranMike__LeeRaven0fLightSteveBenson1VirgoSherryLittlestSloboalex051496
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    JonathanGoranNOLABOY33queeniecabotageBadDogJacobSteveBenson1alex051496jaggedapekolohee1
    _SirPrincess
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I've done so many kegels in my 42 years that.. I can now shift my car with my vagina.

    Hello, fellas! :)

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    Its_Anal_JonathanGoranhaykshanVanillaRoadsSteveBenson1VirgoSherryLittlestSloboalex051496
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    JonathanGoranSteveBenson1kcMcCowgirljkstillskeyboredestTEDEKERTHEDUTHCHESSshawnspree
    hogrider05JerIsJoking
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Jessica Simpson said today her boobs are too big for running.. maybe she should try using her fuckin' feet, stupid bitch.

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    jcdavis2013Its_Anal_JonathanGoranmegatronthemostHideUnderHereUncleBob56LackOfShamehaykshan
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    JonathanGoranteemercedesChoffner88HideUnderHereUncleBob56LackOfShamehaykshanPsychdelicLover
    VFlorrr
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Sometimes you just have to say.. fuck it, or fuck me, or fuck you, or fuck off.



    Whatever the fuck works for ya, really.

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    JonathanGoraniwearaonesiehaykshanIceHuckMike__LeeajahnyGypsyMistressGiaMoore69
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    JonathanGoranViolent2Dope304kirk_flGiaMoore69Just_Jen73lavipdevinFyrekrakr73SteveBenson1
    TampaBayMomma
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Just found a bag of weed in the elevator.


    Looks like someone's gonna have a bad day. And guess what? It ain't fuckin' me! Giggity!

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    JonathanGoraniwearaonesieIceHuckMike__LeeLivLifeohqueeniecabotageRaven0fLightSteveBenson1
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    JonathanGoranSteveBenson1_ManFromEarthshawnspreedouglask1958GrumpyBahrmakesherownIndigoJax
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Guys, if there's ever a doubt just look at her feet. If they're gnarly and look like eagle talons.. chances are, her pussy's not so fresh.

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    JonathanGoranhaykshanMike__LeeNaughtySeclavalight88Fyrekrakr73SteveBenson1VirgoSherry
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    JonathanGoranViolent2Dope304queeniecabotageFyrekrakr73SteveBenson1Bro0kerSeanPG22allforandrea______
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I like my men like I like my milkshakes...



    thick and down my throat. :)

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    jcdavis2013JonathanGoranTiffanyChilds92SteveBenson1VirgoSherryLittlestSlobocathycrescinisnarlsbukowski
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    JonathanGoranhuggybear7712SteveBenson1wanksfornothingCelticHighSinallforandrea______keyboredestcydnizoi
    TheCamelToe_
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Honestly.. who doesn't like their asshole licked?


    Seriously.. they never even mentioned it in sex ed, so it makes it ok to like it.

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    jcdavis2013TettiVJonathanGoranJerseyKevinhaykshanVirgoSherryLittlestSloboEm_Kat44
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    JonathanGoranhaykshanjkstillsshawnspreeTnucTewGrumpyBahrMalcontent8hogrider05
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Ok YouPorn, I'm flippin' a coin.. heads it's dicks, tails it's chicks.

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    jcdavis2013TettiVJonathanGoranhaykshanVirgoSherryLittlestSlobothe2horseman69CubanB1987
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    JonathanGoranEm_Kat44kikdbakbitchshawnspreeGrumpyBahrWaterLilyDreamsShipInTheKnighthogrider05
    DarthDuff
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    My son forgot to hide his stash and his bong. Silly boy.. you know mama's gonna road test that shit. :)

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    ddsmidtJonathanGoranVirgoSherryjkstillstheB6ChroniclesTmoney68psinerdcydnizoi
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    JonathanGoranshawnspreedouglask1958GrumpyBahrShipInTheKnighthogrider05StateLineSinnerTeejayRush
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Although it's been said many times, many ways.. fuck you never gets old. ;)

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    JonathanGoranVirgoSherry786Sakshi123jkstillsSergioValenCotheB6ChroniclesTmoney68psinerd
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    JonathanGoranjkstillsshawnspreeluckleprechaun1MarkLandMarksGrumpyBahrhogrider05roscoesrundown
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    When I'm alone I scream at the top of my lungs "WHAT'S GOIN ON?" and the 4 non blondes down the hall yell "Shutthefuckup cunt!" And we laugh

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    JonathanGoranMike__LeeVirgoSherryjkstillsSergioValenCotheB6ChroniclesTmoney68psinerd
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    shawnspreeMarkLandMarksGrumpyBahrMalcontent8FuckPickingNameMadamBetteNoirehogrider05TeejayRush
    DudeImShawn
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