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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Saw a homeless guy this mornin' he said, "Any change?" Me, "Nope, you're still cold and homeless." We laughed & laughed & he stabbed me.

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    XOperfectmessXOSwall0wthesuNlindaf1529TheVetSoQueenUnderchildevalzhoganTRBLmakerJBSrevious
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    HoneyChanelUnderchildeTRBLmakerJBSibgonreviousEpicurusRisingBigRim791CleverClogs
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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    New condom slogan...

    Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

    :)

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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I could tell by the look on the lady's face in the stall next to me.. that it wasn't the right time to play Peek-a-Boo.

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    Armymatt22XOperfectmessXOUntouchableSheMissvalCaAtomikrabbitrevioussquirrel74wkgnLittleJimmy61
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    rustygunterXOperfectmessXOUntouchableSheMissvalCaGoretime72revioussquirrel74wkgnAudieRe
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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    "You're ugly and you're a cunt."

    I think that's the last time my coworker asks me how she looks.

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    Crunk_JewsArmymatt22XOperfectmessXOMissvalCaadella_hawkChazzio123revioussquirrel74wkgn
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    XOperfectmessXOadella_hawkreviousppulitiEpicurusRisingBigRim791CleverClogsPowKaPowBoom
    DanteEvilCat
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I hate to sound racist but.. all of your baby ultrasounds look the same.

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    XOperfectmessXOxxNicholixxphuckyourbadgalMissvalCarevioussquirrel74wkgnBigRim791CleverClogs
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    MiciuraArtConDee
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    It's called dignity, sweetie.. and you're not gonna find it on your knees in the men's room.

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    XOperfectmessXONone4MeThanxUntouchableSheMissvalCaTRBLmakerJBSsquirrel74wkgnEpicurusRisingBigRim79
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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    No girl is ever out of your league.. you just have to learn how to play the game, silly.

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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I don't normally drink alcohol, but when I do.. it's weed. :)

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    XOperfectmessXOMissvalCarevioussquirrel74wkgnBigRim791CleverClogswesleybordelonWemc77Wendy
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    MissvalCaBigRim79BadaBingePowKaPowBoomcbme69KKennedaellejizzerBUCKEYE8508
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Dear Tampax,
    Please stop makin' the strings on your tampons so long. It's my fuckin' period.. not a visit from Tarzan!
    :)

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    Crunk_Jewsmarcbowlby03vanced5479XOperfectmessXORivercity85MissvalCafinancechargerevious
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    XOperfectmessXOMissvalCaGoretime72squirrel74wkgnBigRim791CleverClogsTlaxBoy05cbme69
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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I've done so many kegels in my 42 years that.. I can now shift my car with my vagina.

    Hello, fellas! :)

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    XOperfectmessXOVicFutureWICKEDTRUTH01chilledharry211MissvalCarevioussquirrel74wkgnBigRim79
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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Jessica Simpson said today her boobs are too big for running.. maybe she should try using her fuckin' feet, stupid bitch.

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    MissvalCaTRBLmakerJBSBigRim791CleverClogsnewstart43be_wid_uGeanina_26KPeachcandybabe
    VFlorrr
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Sometimes you just have to say.. fuck it, or fuck me, or fuck you, or fuck off.



    Whatever the fuck works for ya, really.

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    TampaBayMomma
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Just found a bag of weed in the elevator.


    Looks like someone's gonna have a bad day. And guess what? It ain't fuckin' me! Giggity!

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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I like my men like I like my milkshakes...



    thick and down my throat. :)

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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Guys, if there's ever a doubt just look at her feet. If they're gnarly and look like eagle talons.. chances are, her pussy's not so fresh.

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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Honestly.. who doesn't like their asshole licked?


    Seriously.. they never even mentioned it in sex ed, so it makes it ok to like it.

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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    If I die at Walmart.. please drag my body to Target before calling 911.

    Thank you.

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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Ok YouPorn, I'm flippin' a coin.. heads it's dicks, tails it's chicks.

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    DarthDuff
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    My son forgot to hide his stash and his bong. Silly boy.. you know mama's gonna road test that shit. :)

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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Although it's been said many times, many ways.. fuck you never gets old. ;)

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