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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Saw a homeless guy this mornin' he said, "Any change?" Me, "Nope, you're still cold and homeless." We laughed & laughed & he stabbed me.

    • 2,153
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    krishna_vanonly1fInFurnessJaywoo74ASJacobsSrpaulablu22ThePixelFactorThisisMrGilbertErikHogg
    • 1,603
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    krishna_vanJaywoo74paulablu22ThisisMrGilbertsmeets12alexgib5on662x3Barbiegull
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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    New condom slogan...

    Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

    :)

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    francypants78Jaywoo74ASJacobsSrpaulablu22beefman138JStanger11DaisyBuddysMomVice_Queen
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    Jaywoo74paulablu22beefman138joanmaldonado_ladamataMariamshideoutCanadianMclovintanagoodwin
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    If I die at Walmart.. please drag my body to Target before calling 911.

    Thank you.

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    Rounddawayfiletpriscilap__HOUmanitariandckryMissyPawlaktessdangerdavislakeshow26__KingKira
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    PrettiHYnTweetnprophecessailormidorinortheast_manomscanthonyEbonyChauntedckryditchadulthood
    Juicedballs
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I could tell by the look on the lady's face in the stall next to me.. that it wasn't the right time to play Peek-a-Boo.

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    green_eyed_dollJaywoo74paulablu22bec30395ChristoholiolemmywinklerDranoRauluhuhnotme
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    briguyo1Jaywoo74paulablu22ChristoholioDranoRauluhuhnotmejkicruickshankBonJovi32
    One_FineMessjumpdasharkLIWIKZstuckwithgreenLaffingGUY
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    "You're ugly and you're a cunt."

    I think that's the last time my coworker asks me how she looks.

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    craneenergyliftedchiverJaywoo74paulablu22DranoRauljan_rtrbeefman138F5X11
    • 277
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    craneenergyJaywoo74paulablu22DranoRaulbeefman138racemkayamyvittonelheatherlou_
    DanteEvilCat
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I hate to sound racist but.. all of your baby ultrasounds look the same.

    • 629
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    indistarrRowRowRowMarilyGato_BonsaicraneenergyliftedchiverJaywoo74paulablu22CliffSamuels
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    RowRowRowMarilycrazeedayGato_Bonsaicraneenergyrudeman62Jaywoo74paulablu22WhatThaDell
    DranoRaulMiciurathedeetwenty
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Dear Tampax,
    Please stop makin' the strings on your tampons so long. It's my fuckin' period.. not a visit from Tarzan!
    :)

    • 653
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    liftedchiverJaywoo74paulablu22SuburbanComaJIMMY_DANGERJohnnyCrash5DranoRaulrosarote_viggo
    • 240
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    charlie_rudigerJaywoo74paulablu22DranoRaulLustschmerz2011OderdochsocrunchychrissiMurmel1269
    _SirPrincess
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    No girl is ever out of your league.. you just have to learn how to play the game, silly.

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    liftedchiverJaywoo74suitsandshortsblametheboozpaulablu22DranoRaulruraljulesbeefman138
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    Jaywoo74paulablu22adanielle18BlondAmbitionTObeefman138OnMyElbowsCandeecrusher23Kalel0119
    VirgoSherry10InchesPlus
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Jessica Simpson said today her boobs are too big for running.. maybe she should try using her fuckin' feet, stupid bitch.

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    ooyuzbusinesspaulablu22DranoRaulSeeeeeeean_weatherman7176ruraljulesinnocent_bitch_hammerseviltwin
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    paulablu22BlondAmbitionTOSeeeeeeean_candy_badassbeefman138F5X11SmartassChefSunita__
    VFlorrr
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    It's called dignity, sweetie.. and you're not gonna find it on your knees in the men's room.

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    paulablu22lillyflower44Mind_fukkKorsherlabeefman138CanadianMclovinJuststopkateSmartassChef
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    paulablu22BlondAmbitionTOCandyGirlMama12Mind_fukkbeefman138SmartassChefSunita__heatherlou_
    UrinElCakeswrdsmythe________
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I don't normally drink alcohol, but when I do.. it's weed. :)

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    blametheboozpaulablu22AwkwardCanBSexylovestained555Mind_fukkKenHuxley1Mikestanley1OddGrandpa
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    paulablu22lovestained555KaitlynSargent4Mind_fukkKenHuxley1beefman138Benjaw1nrideonUSA
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I've done so many kegels in my 42 years that.. I can now shift my car with my vagina.

    Hello, fellas! :)

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    HRTSMRTpaulablu22DranoRaulCrystallily73beefman138F5X11CanadianMclovincuriousmonkey00
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    paulablu22Crystallily73beefman138Inklings411mancera00TankCesarThe_ONE_Adrianstanleybehrman
    hogrider05SirTwatWaffle
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Sometimes you just have to say.. fuck it, or fuck me, or fuck you, or fuck off.



    Whatever the fuck works for ya, really.

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    TampaBayMomma
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Just found a bag of weed in the elevator.


    Looks like someone's gonna have a bad day. And guess what? It ain't fuckin' me! Giggity!

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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Guys, if there's ever a doubt just look at her feet. If they're gnarly and look like eagle talons.. chances are, her pussy's not so fresh.

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    Florida_KPpaulablu22TOPLAWDOGPhook75beefman138Benjaw1nquietlybiasedArmymatt22
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I like my men like I like my milkshakes...



    thick and down my throat. :)

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    TheCamelToe___
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Honestly.. who doesn't like their asshole licked?


    Seriously.. they never even mentioned it in sex ed, so it makes it ok to like it.

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    unklpeteypaulablu22Mind_fukkrodtopiaUncleDuke1969bongripsandtitsTwisted_MettleBenjaw1n
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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    My son forgot to hide his stash and his bong. Silly boy.. you know mama's gonna road test that shit. :)

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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Ok YouPorn, I'm flippin' a coin.. heads it's dicks, tails it's chicks.

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    DarthDuff
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Although it's been said many times, many ways.. fuck you never gets old. ;)

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    paulablu22zombieparrotall_about_today1evilidiot96bhhArab_MilitaryImTheTinManblondebombs
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