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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Saw a homeless guy this mornin' he said, "Any change?" Me, "Nope, you're still cold and homeless." We laughed & laughed & he stabbed me.

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    clevinniejdeedragonhunterGirlnugzLjayHAMfillthevacuumfunnweaversixfootcandyMommyCatwalk
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    deedragonhunterLjayHAMfillthevacuumHelmdawgElordgreybush48fringefairy83dr_Shame_Jrparallelekha
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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    New condom slogan...

    Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

    :)

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    rutik_sAarchAngelldeedragonhunterWillHinsaLjayHAMfillthevacuumsixfootcandysnapperjon
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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I could tell by the look on the lady's face in the stall next to me.. that it wasn't the right time to play Peek-a-Boo.

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    deedragonhunternospeakyouLjayHAMfillthevacuumsixfootcandyMommyCatwalkFancyNancyAnnRawdneh
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    deedragonhunterfillthevacuumrezeskiHelmdawgElordgreybush48envydatropicPieChordJLO_BitchCraft
    One_FineMessjumpdasharkDJLIWIKZstuckwithgreenLaffingGUY
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    "You're ugly and you're a cunt."

    I think that's the last time my coworker asks me how she looks.

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    deedragonhunterDrpDatDerkaDerkLjayHAMfillthevacuumHelmdawgEAweShadySomeTCelticwarriorRevReee
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    nospeakyouLjayHAMfillthevacuumenvydatropicJLO_BitchCraftEmax31WolfGirl_84SamuelHLowe
    DanteEvilCat
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I hate to sound racist but.. all of your baby ultrasounds look the same.

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    silent_musingsdeedragonhunterfillthevacuum243athyHow_HardyMichaelaAlabackJakkiMac21ShroneaB
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    nospeakyoufillthevacuumShroneaBMcCutty1Gasuza_TizianosixfootcandyFancyNancyAnnwoe_is_zoe
    Miciurathedeetwenty
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Dear Tampax,
    Please stop makin' the strings on your tampons so long. It's my fuckin' period.. not a visit from Tarzan!
    :)

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    deedragonhunterfillthevacuumbeisswrandonMajor_FacepalmenvydatropicShaneSw23Emax31quietlybiased
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    _SirPrincess
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    No girl is ever out of your league.. you just have to learn how to play the game, silly.

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    deedragonhunterzombiecupcake29littledandeli0nnatalayhehooLjayHAMfillthevacuumHelmdawgEOCDblitz
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    mazel_shlimazeldeedragonhunterDomeniqueExleyLaurenTaylorH11nospeakyoucheybear121natalayhehooLjayHAM
    VirgoSherry10InchesPlus
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    It's called dignity, sweetie.. and you're not gonna find it on your knees in the men's room.

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    deedragonhunterfillthevacuumHelmdawgESamMari3envydatropicpetiteunoEmax31WolfGirl_84
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    deedragonhunternospeakyoufillthevacuumenvydatropicEmax31WolfGirl_84One_FineMess96bhh
    UrinElCakeswrdsmythe________
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I don't normally drink alcohol, but when I do.. it's weed. :)

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    deedragonhunterHelmdawgEfringefairy83LacrymosaGirlenvydatropicEmax31WolfGirl_84ToxicProbably
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    deedragonhunterBong_Mongerjeanabean16fringefairy83envydatropicWolfGirl_8496bhhli4mst3w4rt
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Jessica Simpson said today her boobs are too big for running.. maybe she should try using her fuckin' feet, stupid bitch.

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    deedragonhunterrezeskiMommyCatwalkRawdnehHelmdawgEenvydatropicsteveo77legendfutieton
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    deedragonhunterHelmdawgEfutietonEmax31No_tact_herePowKaPowBoomHypercraxyArmymatt22
    VFlorrr
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I've done so many kegels in my 42 years that.. I can now shift my car with my vagina.

    Hello, fellas! :)

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    deedragonhunterenvydatropicCityNutsackShaneSw23UpperCaseyEmax31quietlybiasedToxicProbably
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    CityNutsackEmax31cal_francisHypercraxyArmymatt22One_FineMess96bhhli4mst3w4rt
    hogrider05JerIsJoking
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    If I die at Walmart.. please drag my body to Target before calling 911.

    Thank you.

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    payelwritestgspecialdeedragonhunter1evilidiotajbergstedtK8Austenofmiceandcamrynfringefairy83
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    deedragonhunterfringefairy83ScorpioTina112fringephilerufflepufffPOWDER_9BlancheDD140envydatropic
    Juicedballs
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Sometimes you just have to say.. fuck it, or fuck me, or fuck you, or fuck off.



    Whatever the fuck works for ya, really.

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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Just found a bag of weed in the elevator.


    Looks like someone's gonna have a bad day. And guess what? It ain't fuckin' me! Giggity!

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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Guys, if there's ever a doubt just look at her feet. If they're gnarly and look like eagle talons.. chances are, her pussy's not so fresh.

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    deedragonhunterDaleV59edbritonajgmetalquietlybiasedToxicProbablyShaunRightNowProudPapaDuffy
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    quietlybiasedArmymatt22MamaHuntsBestOne_FineMess96bhhli4mst3w4rtfusedudeDr_powpow
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    I like my men like I like my milkshakes...



    thick and down my throat. :)

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    deedragonhunterquietlybiasedToxicProbablyIlovelamp1979HaciendaSquishalough7ShaunRightNowProudPapaDuffy
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    TheCamelToe_
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Honestly.. who doesn't like their asshole licked?


    Seriously.. they never even mentioned it in sex ed, so it makes it ok to like it.

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    deedragonhunterquietlybiasedToxicProbablyShaunRightNowSpaced_Cowboy00li4mst3w4rtJimboleembreatheandlove
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    96bhhli4mst3w4rt1_swarthy_dudeMikiepooXOperfectmessXO__MissvalCaTlaxBoy05KKenneda
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Ok YouPorn, I'm flippin' a coin.. heads it's dicks, tails it's chicks.

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    ToxicProbablyIlovelamp1979HaciendaSquishShaunRightNowSpaced_Cowboy00jannable9li4mst3w4rtJimboleem
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    DarthDuff
  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    My son forgot to hide his stash and his bong. Silly boy.. you know mama's gonna road test that shit. :)

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  • Giddythefuckup
      T @Giddythefuckup

    Although it's been said many times, many ways.. fuck you never gets old. ;)

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