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I have the appetite of a guy. Not sure if I should b happy about that, or ashamed & suicidal. #ilovemesomewings
#ThankYouMattLight one of the best, you'll be missed. #TruePatriot
Sometimes I can't remember y I don't follow certain ppl. Then I re-read their bio and it says "Christ is my Savior"...oh ok I remember now.
so sick of all these FB updates about Farmville and Castleville. How about "Leave Me the Fuck Alone-ville"?! Y has no1 thought of that yet?!
I think Lindt Chocolate truffles look like little round boobs, complete with a nipple. Eat 1, you'll see what I'm talking about.
ok let's face it, if you can't at least send a simple email, you should be let go from your job & euthanized. #PeriodEndofDiscussion
Mr. $10,000 #RomneyCodeName
just envisioned taking an entire jar of PB & dumping a container of chocolate sauce into it. But I wouldn't say I'm an emotional eater...
Sitting at my desk adjusting my boobs in my bra, just in case anyone was wondering how my productivity level is today #nonexistent
Needs more than 160 characters for this...can be funny on occasion, hates people who misspell, and most of my co-workers are idiots #winning