Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Does anyone else ever worry that they are going to spontaneously combust?
I'm only sticking around 'til my bonus features run out.
¡Viva la shitty existence!
Whoever the lady kn SNL that just got her nose sucked by Vince Vaughn, IS THE LUCKIEST WOMAN ALIVE! OMG! I WANNA BE HER!
I've loved so hard, only to find that it doesn't matter at all.
Man, channel 7 has all the hot bitches telling the news!
I plant pot seeds in other peoples yards.
Good to know that "put an eel in your butt" porn exists and that people ain't afraid to try it!
Ain't got no friends. Ain't got no benefits.
Take whatever I say however you want. I don't fucking care.
Relationship status: I watch This Old House.
Topsy turvy planters, but for weed...hidden discreetly in the trees.
*searches phone to find someone to participate in a booty call*
Jerk it > twerk it
Sometimes, I make a funny. Voted the trailer park's Most Hated Tenant 4 years in a row! Queen of the 10 star tweet.