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It makes me feel safe as an American knowing some dude was able to scale the White House fence and get through the front door.
I am not responsible for any injuries you sustain while I have Metallica cranked.
U2 giving me their album is the only time I feel like I've been robbed by getting something for free.
"WELL WELL WELL"
- Lassie, if she could talk and tell Timmy where the body is.
If you say something is "dodgy" in a British accent you have my attention until the end of time
"I'm gonna sting somebody" - a bee calling a suicide hotline
The Confederate Candle Company features scents such as:
Clean White Sheets
Your Second Cousins Panties
If you keep eating it soaks up all the alcohol.
Clown breeding should be illegal
I'm not saying I'm murdery, but if I could kill the word 'moist' in a violent manner, I totally would.
I rode a horse once and broke it. Potato used to have an N in its spelling. IG, KIK, Snap: GinRumMe