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"Tell me, how is your relationship with your father?"
Great! I love my dad.
*yells to secretary*
Your ringlets look so much like sausage that I'm thinking about fucking them.
'I'm worth it' is actually every nacho's motto.
I like to end my binge drinking with a little Bible thumping.
An evening to myself
Here's something you probably didn't know.
The first cowboys came from the state of Florida and your mom is a whore.
From this point on, I'm only going to tweet about romance and goats.
I'm more than just a pretty face and a fantastic cock you guys.
You quit and left when you thought I was dead.
I love you but not keep you chained in my basement love you
I take naps so I don't have to think about stuff.
Parenting is just a daily experiment to see how much noise you can take until you crack.
I told some people to login twitter so y'all could kick their ass
Take that asshole
Typos are the real terrorists.
I hate when you forget that you love me
It's so embarrassing
*upgrades misery to apathy
If you're still breathing afterward, did you really give it everything you had ?
~sex & workouts
Just a guy, watching you from outside. -- IG, Snap, KIK: GinRumMe -- http://facebook.com/ginrumme
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