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The fact that tomorrow's "Friday the 13th" doesn't really affect me because as a human I'm capable of rational thought.
Deep down, I know I'm not worthy of high octane gasoline
Her: Write 900words today?
Hit a mental block & then checked the word count & it was 111 & I was like oh neat! so then I ate cake
It appears there is a vodka gang here on Twitter. If beverages are part of initiation, I want in.
"Melancholy" doesn't sounds as depressing as it ought to. Rhymes too much with "jolly". And there's melons too.
I’m almost depressed enough to lay on the floor for the first time in two years.
Me- Excuse me is the top part of your gingerbread house for rent?!
testing twitter on a new computer. testing one two. testing. oh god i'm just like my dad.
Is your refrigerator running from its responsibilities?