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Sooooooo. How's the failing at everything going?
'Mommy, why do you keep giving daddy beer'
'To help daddy find mommy attractive sweetheart'
Just exactly how do we calculate how many sheets to the wind we are.
Made a gay kik room for a gay friend
added a bunch of straight guys to help till more gays come
NOT ONE FUCKING THANK YOU from these dudes
It kinda pisses me off that you assholes don't love me.
We need to talk
Did you just fart?!?!?
*Jennifer Lopez shuffles by avoiding questions by the paparazzi*
Over zealous Cameraman: SHE LOOKS GUILTY AS FUCK!
Codependent on rejection.
Don't call me a cunt, I'm not your wife.
I do push ups before sending my TC a picture with my shirt off so if her husband sees it he knows I'm no joke.
Please let that be water I just stepped in.
-A mothers prayer.
I've been here so long that my period's synced with a bunch of other dudes.
Ugly girls named Brittany, explain yourselves.
I've been told I'm not allowed on teens xbox anymore due to a tiny incident.
so far he's given me 3 tickets 🔫
Life is like a box of pizza... I wish I had a box of pizza.
Name any sexy detail of anything!
Hubs: Your eyes.
covering my mouth so nobody can tell my whole fist fits in it.
Him: Why do you drink so much?
Me: My friends lizard died.
Just a guy, watching you from outside. -- IG, Snap, KIK: GinRumMe -- http://facebook.com/ginrumme
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