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Just once, I wish comments would moderate me.
Umm, if you can't tweet something similar to another tweet you will NEVER tweet again.
No officer, I haven't been drinking, it's just the couple of shots of red wine vinaigrette I had on my salad.
Lace panties: 0
Guy on ESPN just credited Boston as being the city that created "Boston Strong". Great reporting.
You deleted your Tweet.
Thanks for wasting everyone's Time!
• Breathable food
• Spray-on hats
• Dogs with free WiFi
• Chair jeans
• The opposite of smell
• Boneless wigs
You guys haven't even figured out that I'm really Taylor Swift, have you?
Happy hour at Taco Bell would be much better if they served alcohol so I wouldn't have to drive anywhere else
It's weird how there's so many single women that love anal.
My 5-yr-old son just told me that "girls pee out their butts" and you know what?
I think he might be right.
At least I never went to Jail
... Actually I did spend the weekend with My ex-girlfriend's parents
Sometimes I look like Tom Cruise. Other times I just look like a guy, wearing tentacles, taking selfies for his Plenty Of Fish profile.
Oscar Pistorius has made more mistakes during his testimony than my Aunt Julie has made in her whole life, and she has 18 children.
art, coffee, rock´n roll.
When you said "sit on my throne" I assumed you meant your penis. My bad
for our anniversary, i'm gonna cover my naked body with nachos.
Potato used to be spelled with an N in it. IG, KIK, Snap: GinRumMe