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Time to switch to summer blend fuel, aka vodkaGatorade.
did I learn a lesson?
hell no, I'm a rebel
I'm jumping off that bridge from another angle
Oh My God! Oh My God!
Oh. My. God.
You guys, it's trash day!
Somebody lied to this poor girl when they told her she gave killer head.
Babe I think we might have to break up or at least fight because all this happiness is messing with my tweets.
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It's been 5 hours since I last tweeted.
17k followers 0 followings 2 tweets = self important asshole. You must have a great time on Twitter d-bag.
You do me and I'll owe you 1
I wish I had all of this *points at tits*
And none of this *points at beer gut*
My husband said that sex cures a headache
I bet his blue balls that wasn't true
I can almost bet my life savings there is a man naked retweeting me
And I'm wondering why he's soft
Every night can't be quickie night
Going out on a limb here, but someone should probably fuck their wife
Men tend to answer all questions correctly when your nails are long and you are gripping their balls
Let me ride your beard until my lips have road rash
You know what's sexy?
Finding the one who says fuck the fantasy~be my reality.
I could drink you under the table. So get down here.
Autocorrect changed "hockey" to "hickey" and now I'm excited for a completely different game.
Just a guy, watching you from outside. IG, Snap, KIK: GinRumMe
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