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Dilbert comic strip creator just stated on CNN all the reasons why Trump will win. "Flamethrower in a stick fight..." #2016
Don't make it weird and just take these baby ducks I caught for you.
Ugh you again....
- a true story about marriage
Knowing what you gave up about me on the chance to see her aging vag I can only assume you'd give my GPS coordinates if waterboarded
Vegas is cool because the strippers ask you about after hours entertainment
Just tried to follow a guy but he already had me blocked. Made me smile because I know some bitch has me on her "you have to block her" list
People: Why are you such a bitch
Hey! Can I ask you a secret... Do you color your hair, or just leave your head out to rust?
I bet there's someone at Twitter Headquarters jerking it to our DMs..
In the past few days I've been followed by some seriously ️fucking sexy fucks
Keep that shit up
"I ain't afraid of no goats"...
Ray Parker Jr at a farm...
Somebody just sent me a rude DM...
FYI: if you use your boob as a wallet your credit card number gets very well imprinted on your boob
And that folks is as inspirational as I'm getting on Twitter...
Minus the occasional boners i seem to inspire according to DM
I know this is going to sound racist but humans are terrible.
Your obscene hand gestures you flash while I drive are strangely pleasant.
Now that the boxes of Halloween candy are out, it's time for me to start on adding my winter layer of fat - aka "chunk up" or "get fatter".
Mmhmm, I bet your halo doubles as your ankle monitor.
My favorite office trick is to not wear makeup to work, have everyone shriek in horror, and get sent home for being "sick."
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