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When the gynecologist says open your knees & you under spread so she doesn't think you're a giant whore.
Don't even pretend you didn't.
This is a gynecologist account now.
You haven't been hiding in my bushes like you usually do, everything ok?
People never change.
They just morph into a more socially acceptable version of themselves.
So far, my underground fight club has spent three meetings discussing Martin Scorsese's use of jump cuts to create an illusion of momentum.
I wanna know who jumped to poetry Twitter because I say no changing channels midway.
Before you go falling in love, just know that I am emotionally crippled and a drunk. Now be smart and run away.
I may have drank that drink a little too fast. Lock your dms boys. 😂😂😂
I get escorted out of too many places for my liking.
Don't you hate when you can't decide if they're stupid, or just really excited to send you a message and didn't proofread?
Nothing is as both as funny and as sad as watching your child walk into a clear window.
I like pleasure spiked with some pain.
Why are they called Breast Implants and not Newbies
I like to replace salt with meth during my dinner parties.
I asked him for a sext and he just sent me a picture of his belt.
Wife: Here comes the rain again. Falling on my head like a memory
Me: Oh for fuck's sake, I said I'm sorry that I forgot the umbrella
I'm a delicate flower that needs to be pampered, you piece of shit.
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