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Just read that the science required to make a lightsaber will never exist, yet they found the time to make that stupid airplane thing.
Toyota announced today the driver of that runaway Prius also had a falcon tattoo and was a fan of Wife Swap on Facebook.
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Its still light out and time to leave. Now the other drivers will see my hand gestures offering guidance to them.
I’d tweet my location but I don’t want you all rushing to Chuck E. Cheese again trying to bogart the skeeball.
I think this chick is using her huge fake boobs to say, "I wanna be a porn star."
Or perhaps it's, "I have an unhealthy fear of drowning."
Or perhaps it's, "I have an unhealthy fear of drowning."
This is my favorite week of the year. I can tell all the young office girls how nicely they fill out their brackets without getting slapped.
I just discovered my oven CAN CLEAN ITSELF! Naturally I will be searching the walls of my apartment now looking for a similar button.
Hate. It's a powerful word. We use it to rate that which threatens our values, our beliefs, our way of life.
Anyway, totally hate broccoli.
Anyway, totally hate broccoli.
I'm not all that impressed with Donald Trump's The apprentice show. He's never fired his hairstylist. And that guy is just begging for it.
I am far too old to stay up to 2:30 am on Saturday, lose an hour Sunday, and be functioning for the next month.
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Sure, the carpet matches the drapes, but it's these two big pillows with tassels that really bring the room together.
Breaking News Update: "Google pullout from China imminent".
Cue condom jokes in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2..
And we're live.
Cue condom jokes in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2..
And we're live.
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