Can somebody tune in to capital FM right now and let me know what country that girl is from, am sorry but what's with hosts faking accents?

Can't wait for this Valentine's Day. Live Love Ballads, Spoken Word, Free Photo Shoots and a Movie at Arboretum Park! @kissesnflicks

Cc@jokateM--»RT @funnyoneliners: I can always tell when I meet a particularly smart person. They always have the same opinions as me.

Simply avoid two things in your life.“Comparing with other's" And “Expecting From Others” Then life will be more beautiful. HAPPY SUNDAY!

When people talk about u and Judge you as if they know u, don’t stress about it, just remember that dogs don't bark if they know the person"

ROFL "@e_russels: Esh! This BBA is boring already --> RT @bba_thechase Life's like a mirror, you smile you get a smile back.Good day Africa"

Dear @bba_thechase kindly SURPRISE us with a VERY different concept on BBA this year!!#countdown

Holiday officially over!back to school, but this cold in Nairobi tho, mmmhhhh,

Cc @malonzi "@daniella_ray: "@ambylusek: I want to go to Nairobi to do an episode of #Tujuane .. it looks like too much fun." Cc @sofarvon"

Really?awww RT @firstworldfacts: A recent study found that women are more likely to date men who smell like their fathers.

#iDie"@jichodadog: She is a socialite RT @mbusih: @jichodadog i can see your lass  http://twitpic.com/ciq4kh "

plz!u aint aware of protocal?"@carolinespencer:SMH RT @ngwata_francis: Kikwete flew in yesterday bt comes late. Slow ass tanzanian madafakas

Cc @mushijos "@neemadoreen: Shoes are the quickest way for women to achieve instant metamorphosis! pic.twitter.com/9KdANP20Wt"

HORRIBLE!!*sob*"@sweetestshan: @gladyzshao had a blast ,how was yours?"

Bless you “@ben_orora: @raquel_soni cool we will show her the way @gladyzshao #Homegrown bigup”

@tweef254 woi

Yes u will!in abit!"@ngwata_francis: I'm indoors today, i'm hoping to see @gladyzshao on my tv. I missed last sundays' show :("

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@themugalens RT @mentionto: #MentionTo your friend who is good at swimming.

ROFL "@verbstract: The last president was sworn in, in the dark. The new one might be sworn in kwa bar."