Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If James Holmes were from the Middle East, it'd be terrorism. If he were black, it'd be rap music, but he's white, so it's "mental illness"
Fucking fat bitches with kids fingering themselves for Hunter Moore. 5am Twitter is weird.
There's 2 lines at GameStop right now. The Resident Evil 6 line, which is all white people, and the NBA 2k13 line, which is all black people
Kenan & Kel, Tracy Morgan, Doug, and 10 Things I Hate About You are all trending. There's hope for the universe.
I really hope the dead KC Chiefs player isn't Dwayne Bowe. He's starting on my fantasy team tomorrow.
BREAKING: JOHN CENA RUNS THROUGH THE FIRE TO SAVE CHILDREN, GETS CAUGHT IN THE BLAZE, AND PASSES OUT. SOURCES SAY HE STILL KICKED OUT AT 2.
#thingsidoduringsex make sure the duct tape is tight, and that there is still a pulse.
If this gets 50 retweets in 2 hours, I will go back to daily gimmicks.
Deion Sanders thanked Snoop Dogg and Ice Cube, but he #forgotaboutDre.
Omg they changed the 50+ retweet thing, so now it actually says how many it is. YESSSSSSSSSS. Now retweet this 51 times.
RT if you hate Ohio State
Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West's baby, fulfilling her lifelong dream of having a black person inside of her at all times.
When I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn. Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice.