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Every time you have McDonald's as a kid, it's a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it's a defeat.
So some US cinema chains have announced a crackdown on people wearing costumes. Good. It’s about time someone did something about costumes.
The Catholic Church, indifferent and lethargic in its response to the sexual
abuse of children, is now energised by gay marriage. Amazing
“I’d LOVE to download your app instead of going to the webpage I just tried to visit!”— No-one, ever. No-one in the future either.
"if you are earning more than $1million a year and are complaining about a 3.6% tax increase, then you are by definition a greedy asshole."
EARLIER: Huge spider. Sort of chased him out of front door with towel. Minute later there's a knock on the door. CURRENTLY: staring at door
So, BBC, no more booking Kelvin MacKenzie and pretending he's a regular punter, eh? Book him to interrogate him.
It's that famous Beady Eye hit!
Let's all take a moment to remember tonight's biggest loser, Aidan Burley.