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Every time you have McDonald's as a kid, it's a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it's a defeat.
"I was hacked" is this century's "a witch did it".
Ah, dammit, I just heard the news. Mayall was one of the funniest people who ever lived. Fuck everything.
Russell Brand CRUCIFIES a team of dullards. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2eDj39q0Fo&feature=youtu.be …
Saw someone boasting about being blocked by five celeb accounts. "Are their egos that fragile?" posited rather than "Am I, perhaps, a cunt?"
So the orthodox Jewish men who refused to sit down beside a woman? They picked exactly the wrong woman to do that to http://www.tabletmag.com/scroll/185506/orthodox-man-refuses-to-sit-next-to-feminist-activist-on-airplane …
When people defend the Iraq war to me, they never say straight out that, to them, the removal of a dictator was worth 600,000+ Iraqi lives.
"Do you know who's had it too easy for too long? The working poor."
Oh, wow. The last line RT @dixewills: Have you seen this from @richardayoade? 4 minutes of television brilliance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjC3ycS_2js&list=UUTrQ7HXWRRxr7OsOtodr2_w …