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Every time you have McDonald's as a kid, it's a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it's a defeat.
"I was hacked" is this century's "a witch did it".
Ah, dammit, I just heard the news. Mayall was one of the funniest people who ever lived. Fuck everything.
Russell Brand CRUCIFIES a team of dullards. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2eDj39q0Fo&feature=youtu.be …
If you're a second rate comedian, writer or thinker, try becoming right wing. The standards are much lower and you'll stand out more.
"Children may have been murdered by a Westminster paedophile ring? Yes, yes, but what's this about a photo of a van?" - Everyone, apparently
Getting messages from gamergaters telling me they're "no longer a fan". Good. Don't want fans like them. True gamers don't harass women.
Saw someone boasting about being blocked by five celeb accounts. "Are their egos that fragile?" posited rather than "Am I, perhaps, a cunt?"