This is disgusting. You can watch Ellen on YouTube but you can never get those children's lives back. #ShowRespect pic.twitter.com/x5X2pK3M

Aww you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day? Some don't have a dad on Father's Day or a mum on Mother's Day. Quit fucking whining.

“@jackbenedwards: #cutforbieber cutting 4 u justin :'( pic.twitter.com/XppkPD2l”

RIP Mitch Lucker. One of the most insane screamers there ever was. “@iitriciaa: #nowplaying Suicide Silence - You Only Live Once :')”

9 year old kids making Twitter accounts and shit... The fuck you gonna tweet about?! "Just leaving day care, about to go play outside..."

The people who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

Singapore uh, 47 years old but still so hot. #Amazing

@footballfunnys Arsene Wenger http://t.co/BKB1qWGE

Does Michael Bublé go into hiding for like the whole year, then come out only when it's Christmas?

I just got ten text messages asking for sex, usually that would be great, but today I borrowed my girlfriend's phone.

Saw a Chinese kid and a Black kid wave to each other today. Gave me hope for the future. Or another rush hour movie.

In 1994, LA cops arrested a man dressed as the grim reaper & standing outside the window of old people's homes, staring in.

@thankyoucarra ahahahahaha! http://t.co/Zgvy8yDg

If Yaya Toure and Kolo Toure jumble up their names, they become Kaya and YOLO.

God made coke; God made pepsi. God made me; Oh so sexy. God made rivers; God made lakes. God made you; Well... we all make mistakes.

Never say a tattoo is ugly because every one, has a story behind it.

Holy crap. Galatasaray singed Drogba and Sneijder. I think Fenerbahce aren't gonna be very happy.

Gonna be in Secondary 4 in about 5 days. Still can't believe it.

I tried to upload the Chelsea vs Aston Villa game to Redtube but they don't accept rape.

They said Singapore wouldn't make it in the race for the AFF Suzuki Cup. We won it. For a record number of 4 times.