Dating is a quick way to end a friendship.

If your girlfriend says any of these words to you, decode how pissed she is using this:

So damned TRUE. pic.twitter.com/94V59zPu

The fact that you even exist is such bullshit.

A way to stop school shootings? pic.twitter.com/b82Byg69

Public shootings is just another reason I fully endorse the Death Penalty.

Yeah I'm sure you know all about SUCKING.


Dontcha?

You have to love yourself before you can love another.

#HappyEXGirlfriend ❤

#suckstosuck 💋 http://t.co/5Av1Dw7T

Lie to me and I will tell you to go fuck yourself.

Dory was so right, just gotta keep on swimming. 🐟

You stopped caring about the relationship and don't care if I stay?#WishGranted #bye

Zero intelligence is a damn shame.

IT'S PRETTY FUCKING HARD TO DENY A FUCKING CONFESSION:
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

PROOF: pic.twitter.com/ej4L0luJ

Glitter, Booze and Boys with Tattoos. ✨🍻🚶

Don't be mad at her for moving on, when you're the idiot who let her go.

If only guys were more like Chuck Bass. pic.twitter.com/WQeNnH88

I'd rather be an icy cold hearted bitch than a bitch that gets walked on.

@heart_lessgirl

Stand up for what you believe in. pic.twitter.com/V48e89w9

#TheMindOfAGuy is full of sex.

Fucking whores need to back up off guys that have girlfriends.
#SloresBeTrippin