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Must remember this idiom: "Not my problem" in Polish is "nie moj cyrk, nie moje malpy." Literally "not my circus, not my monkey."
RERACK YOUR DOG
Hey! Women! It's still a violation of consent if you inappropriately touch another woman!
It's time to get off the internet work thing when you read "Anais" as "anus".
I think my kitten just ordered something online. Thanks, Amazon One-click.
I mean, really, Snoop. He's a racist. I...just...no amount of legal weed is going to change that Ron and Rand Paul fundamentally hate you.
Nice metalhead kid with a bunch of tulips from the Market came by and said something nice and kind of apologetic. Actually? Helpful & sweet.
Walked away from asshole’s bus. He called me a whore. Because I wouldn’t smile for him.
Hey, buddy: that was exactly the wrong time to tell me to “smile, pretty girl.”
Only Tom Waits can cure this.
I’m gonna get this baby so wasted.
When we get lucky, sometimes we get perfect moments.
Actor, writer, filmmaker, feminist, hustler, and hell in heels. My time travel webseries: http://www.watchcausality.com.