Must remember this idiom: "Not my problem" in Polish is "nie moj cyrk, nie moje malpy." Literally "not my circus, not my monkey."

#Dranksgiving

.@heysmm I find the word "actress" unprofessional. My radiologist the other day was not a "doctress".

New trailer!!! RT @rfontaine71: It's here!  http://youtu.be/lnd8tyJtzm0  @maggsieme @glynismitchell @watchcausality

RERACK YOUR DOG

Hey! Women! It's still a violation of consent if you inappropriately touch another woman!

It's time to get off the internet work thing when you read "Anais" as "anus".

I think my kitten just ordered something online. Thanks, Amazon One-click.

FUCK. @solbutterfly: Mayor Rahm Emmanual closes mental healthcare clinics...we are facing crisis. (via @graceishuman)

I mean, really, Snoop. He's a racist. I...just...no amount of legal weed is going to change that Ron and Rand Paul fundamentally hate you.

My dwntwn bus is fine! RT @alexjon: Traffic flowing smoothly sans police escort, buses being allowed through with no problems #occupyseattle

Nice metalhead kid with a bunch of tulips from the Market came by and said something nice and kind of apologetic. Actually? Helpful & sweet.

Walked away from asshole’s bus. He called me a whore. Because I wouldn’t smile for him.

Hey, buddy: that was exactly the wrong time to tell me to “smile, pretty girl.”

Only Tom Waits can cure this.

@heysmm @rare_basement @etpc1 Pot is contraindicated in cases involving schizophrenia or other psychoses as it can drastically worsen those.

Fuck you, you fucking cute dog. You are crazy cute. pic.twitter.com/IpT8UrXYhV

I’m gonna get this baby so wasted.

When we get lucky, sometimes we get perfect moments.

@heysmm I say it as much like Bush as possible.