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I haven't known what music to listen to since the last OC Mix was released #riptheOC #ripmarissa #sethandsummerforever
One of my favorite things about life is seeing adults dance in front of their clearly humiliated teenage children
"Does anyone know the WiFi password here?"--what NOT to say at a wedding reception, apparently
My dinner consisted solely of applesauce, cottage cheese, and yogurt, so apparently I'm now a senior citizen?
Hey, what filter is everyone using to Instagram their "I Voted" stickers tomorrow?
Things I pretend to like to seem more "adult": Indian food, Downton Abbey, parties, other people
Actual text I received last night: "I have a car for a week. Wanna hunt titz?" #ineednewfriends
"OMG pumpkin spice lattes!"--people I hate
How long do I have to pretend to hate One Direction before it becomes cool to like them ironically?
Last night a drag queen said my hair color was "to die for," so I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now
Trying to sleep, so naturally my roommate and his girlfriend are having a drunken shouting match about gay marriage
If part of becoming an adult is pretending salad tastes good, then I've got a long way to go
Mac n cheese enthusiast. 5th-grade spelling bee champion. Corporate drone.