The Wisdom of Jean Claude Van Damme http://www.studiousbison.com/abe/the-wisdom-of-jean-claude-van-damme

A Connecticut homeless woman faces 20 yrs for using a false address to enroll her son in a high income school district: http://tiny.cc/9wuqd

@joerogan RT @badadvicenurse "Chances of Marcus Bachmann seeing Conan the Barbarian at least twice this weekend: 100%"

A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life. -JCVD

@hatefulhuman I fully support that.

@joerogan RT @time4depression If Bigfoot was discovered, people would definitely try to have sex with him.

@bourdain RT @time4depression “Alarm clock. Traffic. 8 hours of work. Traffic. Watch TV. Repeat until death.”

@bourdain RT @time4depression “When at first you don’t succeed, never try again.”

@bourdain RT @time4depression “Good News: Your cellphone isn’t giving you cancer. Bad News: It’s because nobody calls you.”

@bourdain RT @time4depression “There are people who have actually taken the time to learn Klingon, a fictional language from Star Trek.”

@bourdain RT @time4depression "Since 2006, no album has sold more copies than Nickelback's "All the Right Reasons.""

@drkvctry I hope he likes the rain.

Self-Help Books From the North Seattle Barnes and Noble Clearance Bin http://www.studiousbison.com/bill/self-help-books-from-north-seattle

Wow...you stole this one from @garyjbusey. RT @joeysichol Leslie Nielsen died?!? Surely you must be joking!

Way 2 plagiarize @evgenymorozov RT @joeysichol WikiLeaks is what happens when the US government is forced 2 go through a full-body scanner