Why does Ohio have so much responsibility in anything?

That's a terrible thing to say about herpes...RT @apeloos: Christina Aguilera is a ghoulish-looking bag of herpes.

#FF @mrstabataaaa @akaprock @pghpiratesgirl @chattycathy003 @slipperypete10 @bucsfaninpa @buccodad @crunchtopher @fuckyeahclaudio @jad412

Pretty sure @larryfoote313 just got more retweets then he had tackles last year

Its a shame that most of the people on oz can only get work doing insurance commercials

Just checked my watch and its not hammertime

I'd get on one of these crab boats and as we were catching them I'd yell "guys, I have crabs" and everyone would crack up

There's no way on gods green earth mike wallace turned down more money so stop

How much cool shit do you have to fail at to start riding a unicycle?

#LetsGoPens #LetsGoPens #LetsGoPens #LetsGoPens #LetsGoPens #LetsGoPens #LetsGoPens #LetsGoPens #LetsGoPens #LetsGoPens #LetsGoPens

Sometimes when I feel wild and crazy I don't fast forward commercials while using the dvr

#70sClassicmovies Debbie does Dallas

I'll be there for you These five words I swear to you When you breathe I want to be the air for you. #MLB13Cutch #MLB13Cutch #MLB13Cutch

Just found 10 bucks laying on the ground. Jesus lives!!!

I'm so lazy instead if doing what I need to ill tweet that I'm incredibly lazy and not get shit done

DUUUUDEEE!!!! You got your piano and your coffee....RT @jimnorton: Loving @robertkelly 's performance right now.

I wonder if Stevie Wonder's sunglasses are prescription

Thigh tattoos are questionable on a dude.

#FF @tenspeediv @tangersgirl58 @mover_413 @shannonleigh11 @diviexi @jerseybuccofan @cibs23 @apeloos @mikebocchetti @artiequitter @scottklima

I hope the jets draft a QB