Why does Ohio have so much responsibility in anything?

Its a shame that most of the people on oz can only get work doing insurance commercials

#70sClassicmovies Debbie does Dallas

Just found 10 bucks laying on the ground. Jesus lives!!!

I'm so lazy instead if doing what I need to ill tweet that I'm incredibly lazy and not get shit done

Jerry Meals got one right!

The sopranos was the greatest show of all time

And rocking it well...RT @tradebeau: #embarassyourbestfriend @godlovescoheed rocking the jump suit pic.twitter.com/Qm7bQzigO4

Suck it cincy

Eat shit jerk!...RT @kay_pot25: gonna go kill @godlovescoheed pretty soon if he doesnt shut the fuck up.

There are a ton of problems in this world but one that really sticks out is the fact that Bret Michaels keeps getting TV shows

He'd eat your phone just cause it said pork chop...RT @jerseybuccofan: Bartolo Colon looks like he loves pork chops

Seriously how's he still in the league?

Facebook, twitter, instagram, vine and I'm sure there's a few others. This social media shit is exhausting

Iginla got Hossa'd

I'm sorry but I can't get behind any kind of religion thingy that doesn't allow you to eat bacon. Bacon is fucking delicious

I just tried to hold in a burp and the fucker burnt my nose

did bosh draw his goatee on with a shapie?

I'm not keeping track or anything but my birthday is exactly 1 month away

i typed this entire tweet using only one finger so i was right when i said ms palmeri's keyboarding class was a waste of time