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incorporeal recognize incorporeal
dead cities have a way of making you want to whisper
a booty seemingly perfect in shape and curvature; supermassive and capable of mind control & countless other inscrutable esoteric mysticisms
I woke up not to the sight or presence of dicks. But to the feeling of dick, if you will. The essence of dick one could say
Let's throw rocks at each other until we die
That dog tweet was not meant sexually btw
I don't think dogs wearing glasses are hot
I repeat I do not think dogs wearing glasses are sexy
a dog wearing glasses could probably convince me to do anything it says
The following messages are brought to you by: birds
*gets panties in a bunch but due to secretion of viscoelastic microfibrous milky slime similar to that of a hagfish, panties easily unbunch*
I retook this buzzfeed quiz three times and it just keeps telling me I'm a fat bitch
The evolution of biological life is analogous to the second law of thermodynamics. Jesus christ
*Insert sensationalist melodramatic bullshit wrapped in rejection with the musk of insecurity and isolation here*
Worship and tribute to the golden beaver autochthonous to the depths of the netherworld
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