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Let's all take a few seconds out of our day to appreciate the fact that our butts don't sneeze
this yarn stinks of sweat, pepperoni, and black&milds. i know there's at least one person out there right now who's thinking "grandma<3"
have a happy and healthy platypus day everyone
Happy overindulge in food & drink in an inaccurate remembrance of what was the genocide and conquest of North America's native peoples day!
All of our vaginas won tonight. Congratulations America, we can sleep well tonight
Huff glue from your jerk-off sock and
I M P R E G N A T E Y O U R M I N D
I guess I just don't get the point of snapchat. Why snapchat someone a pic of my balls when I can text it and they can cherish it forever
I'm riding the gravy train
Angela's Ashes was so sad because so many kids died from boogers.
The only thing smaller than the Grinch's heart is his penis
Because these new age vampires have a conscience
And said blood drives are the most moral way for them to go about feeding. It's better than all of them spreading their curse/disease
What if blood drives are merely organized to feed an ancient underground civilization of vampires.
There are less of you idiots than I thought...faith in humanity moderately restored?
VALIDATE ME ACCEPT ME LOVE ME FEED ME BURP ME FUCK ME CHERISH ME NEED ME
I think I need a lobotomy