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Bored. Dreaming of Grandeur
The World, Chico...and everything in it
I'd rather be a good liver than have a good liver
Life is exponentially better with sunglasses
Why are there pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker on the Broncos' helmets?
Wish I were in Miami tonight
Only the good die young
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
- Henry Youngman