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Rayke
Told Apple Guy that I wasn't sure about the iPad, but I was a little "buy-curious". I don't know why he keeps winking & grabbing my crotch.
@Rayke
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sucittaM
Kirstie Alley has proven you can have your cake, and eat everything else in sight.
@sucittaM
Dav3Ston3
Q: You know what the best song on Led Zeppelin IV is? A: The ones that aren't Stairway to Heaven
@Dav3Ston3
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UncleDynamite
This economy isn't going to fix itself, comrades. I have at least two bottle rockets I can fire into the toilet when they give the signal.
@UncleDynamite
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robdelaney
On plane w/ SUPER cute girl w/ a little pot belly showing btwn her shirt & jeans. It's like God saying "Hi Rob! All is well."
@robdelaney
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trumpetcake
http://twitpic.com/19e28z - Don't tell the wife, but I'm surprising her with a sexy little romantic getaway. SCHWING!
@trumpetcake
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GooseUncleDynamite
gunthergreen
I almost got arrested last night for DUI. Luckily, the officer recognized me as a legitimate Irishman and let me go after I blew him.
@gunthergreen
davidpressman
I'm having March Madness in my pants.
@davidpressman
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ajonathancox
@TheCline I hope that one of them flys by the seat of his bakers pants (like Duff from Ace of Cakes) and the other guy is Bradley Cooper.
@ajonathancox in reply to TheCline
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QuinnK
Sometimes my boyfriend is so adorable I want to punch him in the face.
@QuinnK
kolchak
Just walked out to my car and forgot why. This is going to be a great male menopause commercial.
@kolchak
Caissie
@andreakremer You think you love me now. Wait til you see me with forehead tits.
@Caissie in reply to andreakremer
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WadetoBlack
Had lunch with three office girls and we shared a giant ice cream brownie for dessert. Does this mean our periods are synched now?
@WadetoBlack
Aimee_B_Loved
Leprechauns are just mini Hulks.
@Aimee_B_Loved
Girl11Eleven
Alcoholic, bad dancing, wee little men. We must be celebrating my love life.

Cheers.
@Girl11Eleven
WadetoBlack
My son's leprochaun trap for tonight is decorated with glitter and rainbows.

I hope I don't find Richard Simmons in it tomorrow morning.
@WadetoBlack
sucittaM
No thanks foursquare. I don't need another thing in my life reminding me that I spend way too much time in strip clubs.
@sucittaM
steveagee
tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, or as my alcoholic friends call it, Wednesday.
@steveagee
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bestgirlbetty
To unwind, I'm being a Robert Palmer video chick but without a guitar or the clothes or Robert Palmer ok fine my hair's just pulled back.
@bestgirlbetty
thebenbrooks
If I was a woman with great breasts I wouldn't be tweeting this now.
@thebenbrooks
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