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Fuck Your free WiFi!!! Where CAN I PISS???
You've Got to be kidding me, Taylor Swift wins the artist of the year?! She's not even a B cup!!!
*The Lord Giveth and he Taketh away*. Now don't ask me again why I can't put my faith in an Indian Giver God with a lisp.
I'll crank up Heart's 'What about Love' at a stop light in my convertible Mazda Miata dressed as Marilyn Monroe, that's how secure I am bro
Just found out I have a DEMON inside me! Oh good lord HELP ME find the Miracle Whip to spread on this tuna and avocado on wheat bread!
If TBS really wanted to increase their comedy lineup, they should've picked up the Cincinnati Bengals for a season; Very Funny.
Penn state > American Horror Story