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What is forgetting your bag, laptop, and wallet at home?
I'll take Feeling Naked for $400, Alex.
"Because the bible tells us so," is the lamest excuse. Ever.
When you have kids, tipping becomes less of a "thank you" and more of an "I am so, so sorry."
New rule: I'm only voting for atheist candidates.
Related: I may not be voting for a long long time.
No, I don't want a weekly email from Twitter telling me what I may or may not have missed. I get enough of that shit from Facebook.
On the bright side, one of the girls liked my shoes. But I'm pretty sure she really just wanted to know what I put on after I shave.
My kids are now enjoying library e-books on the iPad. The future is awesome.
"U.S. terror threat may "be at its most heightened state" since 9/11." You guys say that ALL the time.
Hypothesis: reality tv shows have at most 5 minutes of unique footage per 30 minutes broadcast.
I did use one of AOL's CDs, once. I nuked it in a microwave and turned it into a pretty clock.
I've already won the Superbowl by not watching it.