#questionsihateanswering why do you have glasses?? -.- http://t.co/0DcsziRy

America went black but will it go back?

@mzeld I thought you might like this picture as your new wall paper http://t.co/uMG0aHw7

I want DJ kelvino to play at my funeral.

wow for #letsmakeitawkward i was expecting people to tweet @hitler & @annefrank not peoples ex boyfriends

Our high school male librarian probably would've voted Mitt Romney

People tend to find it offensive that Im smiling but I doubt my father wouldve wanted me to frown every time I visited http://t.co/yEbADDiA

"Classy" has become a loose term used by looser woman

*Zombie apocalypse breaks out* Zombies start surrounding U Of T as they scream for brains

York University, completely safe.

GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GA GAS STOP!... Now make that mother fucking price drop!

Every exam pic.twitter.com/xABtQZ6QxJ

Got tatted, lost my neck pic.twitter.com/SjT1Kmfc

I'm majoring in philosophy because I want to be able to ask WHY they want fries with that mom

Sweating on your date?
Just tell her you popped a Molly
#You'reWelcome
#SolvingWorldHungerNext

It expired a month ago pic.twitter.com/zYwVFMAj

"they say you die twice. Once when you stop breathing and the second, a bit later on, when somebody mentions your name for the last time"

I don't want you to become some one I once knew

It's weird that some one could be thinking about you and you wouldn't know it

#BestThingsAboutBeingSingle was definitely invented by a girl who got dumped and is pretending shes happy

Because then it becomes rude pic.twitter.com/naPCSS9w